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Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

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  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

    Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

    thatstheguy@beige.partyT This user is from outside of this forum
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    @catsalad The worst of cheeses

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    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

      Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

      nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafeN This user is from outside of this forum
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      #8

      @catsalad Don't threaten Dax puppy with a good time!

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      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

        Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

        gmarcosanti@mastodon.unoG This user is from outside of this forum
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        @catsalad that's not cheese.
        I'll concede it's more like a "cheese alloy", but definitely not cheese.

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        • reiddragon@fedi.catto.gardenR reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden
          @catsalad did you know: american cheese doesn't legally exist. The product we refer to as "american cheese" does not conform to the legal definition of cheese, instead it's a "cheese-based product"
          catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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          @reiddragon Think fast!

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          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

            @reiddragon Think fast!

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            @catsalad *dodges and counters*
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            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

              @reiddragon Think fast!

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              @catsalad @reiddragon
              *got cheesed*
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              • reiddragon@fedi.catto.gardenR reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden
                @catsalad *dodges and counters*
                catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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                @reiddragon ah beans

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                • nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafeN nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                  @catsalad Don't threaten Dax puppy with a good time!

                  catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @nuintari Dax would gobble that before it even lands

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                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                    @nuintari Dax would gobble that before it even lands

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                    #15

                    @catsalad Dax obeys, she knows leave it, wait, and take it VERY well.

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                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                      Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

                      avatastic@avatastic.ukA This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @catsalad hey i look nothing like a Cybertruck!

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                      • gmarcosanti@mastodon.unoG gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno

                        @catsalad that's not cheese.
                        I'll concede it's more like a "cheese alloy", but definitely not cheese.

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                        @gmarcosanti @catsalad edible (technically) cheese-like (vaguely) food (allegedly) product

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                        • gmarcosanti@mastodon.unoG gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno

                          @catsalad that's not cheese.
                          I'll concede it's more like a "cheese alloy", but definitely not cheese.

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                          @gmarcosanti @catsalad This is the perfect description.

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                          • 0x575446@mastodon.social0 0x575446@mastodon.social

                            @gmarcosanti @catsalad This is the perfect description.

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                            @0x575446 @gmarcosanti The plastic enhances the flavor.

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                            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                              Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

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                              @catsalad
                              Well, I'll brie. I Camembert that!

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                              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                @0x575446 @gmarcosanti The plastic enhances the flavor.

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                                @catsalad fun part is there's no plastic in it.
                                It's a mixture of cheese, water and some chemicals. Hence the definition of "cheese alloy" which I shamelessy stole from the attached video.
                                https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
                                @0x575446

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                                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                  Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

                                  mountdiscovery@twit.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @catsalad a @dannotdaniel crosspost ๐Ÿ™‚

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                                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                    Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

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                                    @catsalad Keep it in the can, it flies better! ๐Ÿ˜†

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                                      @Njord @Sobex @catsalad Notice the package says "with cheddar" and not "cheddar" or "cheddar cheese". It's a pack of French-made 10 NULL_POINTER_EXCEPTION with cheese slices, not a pack of 10 cheddar cheese slices

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                                      • 0x575446@mastodon.social0 This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @Njord @Sobex @catsalad Not sure I can take cheese seriously if the cow is laughing at it.

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                                        • tkissing@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @Njord @Sobex @catsalad Laughing Cow Cheese is a vital ingredient in one of my families favorite Vietnamese dishes. We have been substituting since moving to Germany because I had no clue it was actually French?! Time to figure out where to buy it here or what's the fastest train connection to France covered by Deutschlandticket.

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