Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber Some people will try to poke holes into it to make it weaker!
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.
But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber!
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them
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@bvibber
Same thing with lawyers.@RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber I read "onions". Still true though.
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@bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!
A union, I mean…
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@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke Same.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…
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@olivvybee
Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this
I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠
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@screwturn Oh my! Such options...
Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting) -
Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.
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@screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
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@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy -
@screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
@h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber@Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
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@screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....
