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I work in a boutique.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

    strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
    strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #13

    @fesshole His mom or sister is going to have questions.

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

      realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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      realgene@hachyderm.io
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      #14

      @fesshole
      Wife ↔️ Secretary/Assistant
      Nice work, asshole.

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      • epic_null@infosec.exchangeE epic_null@infosec.exchange

        @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

        rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #15

        @Epic_Null @fesshole He's a tesla owner. Obviously, the teen daughter is his side piece.

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

          joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          #16

          @fesshole

          this is supposed to be confessions, not AITA

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

            chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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            #17

            @fesshole mayyybe the scarf was for his mother

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

              danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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              #18

              @fesshole who knew the mystery machine went electric

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              • gcvsa@mstdn.plusG gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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                #19

                @gcvsa
                "Oh sorry sweetie pie, the scarf was meant for your mother."
                @fesshole

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                  schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #20

                  @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                  • schratze@todon.nlS schratze@todon.nl

                    @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                    #21

                    @schratze @fesshole they should hire someone to like think for two seconds before publishing these fesses lol

                    whoever did this would be so fired they'd never hold a job again. "no I can't ask for a reference from my m&s manager because ... because ... uhmmmm..."

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                      drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #22

                      @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

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                      • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                        @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

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                        #23

                        @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                        • maco@wandering.shopM maco@wandering.shop

                          @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                          @maco Hee hee hee hee...

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