This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
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@davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…
@davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?
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@dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol
@Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.
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@dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.
@dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
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@dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm
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@dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath
@LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.
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@jackeric basically the same picture right
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@itgrrl @dazfuller
You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg! -
@JennyFluff
The things Tim has seen.
@dazfuller@ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning
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@jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?
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@dazfuller
Y'all will love this I bet/ducks
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@Nymnympseudonymm this is great
Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire
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That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day
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@dazfuller as I shared with @munin
I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as
morg / mɔrg /
verb
to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon mergeUse in a sentence
*After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*@aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...
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@dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE
(as far as I can tell)
(but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:
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I am so confused
@moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us
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@dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally
@mapache just please don’t throw Tinm under the bus, it’ll disrupt the space time continuum
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
Its rendering of ‘m’ in ‘Tim’ reminded me of Terry Pratchett’s line
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana’ but didn’t know how you stopped “
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@jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?
@thibaultmol @jackeric stole "and improved with AI"
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller
That chart has been a "featue" of the page since at least September 2025
https://web.archive.org/web/20250908220945/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow -
@dazfuller
That chart has been a "featue" of the page since at least September 2025
https://web.archive.org/web/20250908220945/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow@spodlife so either they've not listened to any feedback yet, or they're doubling down?
I guess we wait and see if any fixes get morged in
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