This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

[thezeronine@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@dazfuller Timm! featue! Microslop outdid itself

[helle@tacobelllabs.net]

@jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

(0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)

[su_liam@mas.to]

@davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

[boostmarks@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

[su_liam@mas.to]

@Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

[boostmarks@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

[su_liam@mas.to]

@LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

[dazfuller@mstdn.social]

@jackeric basically the same picture right

[brouhaha@mastodon.social]

@itgrrl @dazfuller
You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

[dazfuller@mstdn.social]

@ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

[thibaultmol@en.osm.town]

@jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

[dazfuller@mstdn.social]

@Nymnympseudonymm this is great

Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire

[thuri@metalhead.club]

@loosenut @ohmrun @dazfuller

[dazfuller@mstdn.social]

@aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated

[flxzt@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.

[gundersen@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...

[dazfuller@mstdn.social]

@moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us