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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • jedbrown@hachyderm.ioJ jedbrown@hachyderm.io

    @dazfuller
    And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
    https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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    @jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

    (0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)

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    • davidvedvick@fosstodon.orgD davidvedvick@fosstodon.org

      @dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

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      @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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        #82

        @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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        • su_liam@mas.toS su_liam@mas.to

          @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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          #83

          @davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

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          • S solemarc@mastodon.social

            @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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            #84

            @Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

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            • boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB boostmarks@hachyderm.io

              @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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              #85

              @dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

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              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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                @dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

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                • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

                  @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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                  @LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

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                  • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                    @dazfuller Look!
                    https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                    #88

                    @jackeric basically the same picture right 😆

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                    • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                      @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                      @itgrrl @dazfuller
                      You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

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                      • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                        @JennyFluff
                        The things Tim has seen.
                        @dazfuller

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                        @ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

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                        • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                          @dazfuller Look!
                          https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                          @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                          • nymnympseudonymm@mstdn.scienceN nymnympseudonymm@mstdn.science

                            @dazfuller
                            Y'all will love this I bet

                            /ducks

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                            We are going beyond repositories, building a developer platform where agents and humans can collaborate, interact, and grow. The birth of a new galaxy in this universe draws near.

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                            @Nymnympseudonymm this is great

                            Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire

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                            • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                              @ohmrun @dazfuller

                              That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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                              @loosenut @ohmrun @dazfuller

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                              • aleciabatson@mastodon.socialA aleciabatson@mastodon.social

                                @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                                I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                                morg / mɔrg /
                                verb
                                to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                                Use in a sentence
                                *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                                @aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated

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                                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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                                  @dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.

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                                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                    Link Preview Image
                                    Components of the GitHub flow - Training

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                                    @dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...

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                                    • moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

                                      @dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

                                      (as far as I can tell)

                                      (but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

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                                      I am so confused

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                                      @moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us

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                                      • mapache@hachyderm.ioM mapache@hachyderm.io

                                        @dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

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                                        @mapache just please don’t throw Tinm under the bus, it’ll disrupt the space time continuum

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                                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                          Link Preview Image
                                          Components of the GitHub flow - Training

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                                          (learn.microsoft.com)

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                                          @dazfuller 😂

                                          Its rendering of ‘m’ in ‘Tim’ reminded me of Terry Pratchett’s line

                                          “Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana’ but didn’t know how you stopped “

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