This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
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@itgrrl @dazfuller
You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg! -
@JennyFluff
The things Tim has seen.
@dazfuller@ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning
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@jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?
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@dazfuller
Y'all will love this I bet/ducks
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@Nymnympseudonymm this is great
Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire
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That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day
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@dazfuller as I shared with @munin
I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as
morg / mɔrg /
verb
to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon mergeUse in a sentence
*After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*@aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
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@dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
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@dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...
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@dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE
(as far as I can tell)
(but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:
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I am so confused
@moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us
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@dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally
@mapache just please don’t throw Tinm under the bus, it’ll disrupt the space time continuum
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
Its rendering of ‘m’ in ‘Tim’ reminded me of Terry Pratchett’s line
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana’ but didn’t know how you stopped “
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@jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?
@thibaultmol @jackeric stole "and improved with AI"
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller
That chart has been a "featue" of the page since at least September 2025
https://web.archive.org/web/20250908220945/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow -
@dazfuller
That chart has been a "featue" of the page since at least September 2025
https://web.archive.org/web/20250908220945/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow@spodlife so either they've not listened to any feedback yet, or they're doubling down?
I guess we wait and see if any fixes get morged in
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
Damn! Posted this yesterday as I found it funny, but nothing prepared me for the howling laughter I would get from the comments
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller Tim with and extra ∩
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@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/
@jedbrown @dazfuller and it is not even good nowadays. Was by 2010 standard.
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@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/@jedbrown @dazfuller Indeed the slop machine can only make what already exists but worse.
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@dazfuller it gets better the more you try to understand the graph
@dazfuller @JennyFluff the funniest thing to me is how simple the original is to understand
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller People: "GIt is too complicated", Microsoft: "Not anywhere near enough!"
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