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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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    @dazfuller Just one morge and Timn can parse XML with RegEx

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    • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

      @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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      @itgrrl @dazfuller Dank!

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      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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        @dazfuller
        First thing I noticed was they used "master" vs "main" who would have thought a bunch of mostly white tech bros making LLMs would have reverted them 10 years in branch naming standards for all.

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        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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          Components of the GitHub flow - Training

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          @dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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            Components of the GitHub flow - Training

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            #79

            @dazfuller Timm! featue! Microslop outdid itself

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            • jedbrown@hachyderm.ioJ jedbrown@hachyderm.io

              @dazfuller
              And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
              https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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              @jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

              (0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)

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              • davidvedvick@fosstodon.orgD davidvedvick@fosstodon.org

                @dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

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                @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                  Link Preview Image
                  Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                  Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

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                  @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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                  • su_liam@mas.toS su_liam@mas.to

                    @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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                    @davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

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                    • S solemarc@mastodon.social

                      @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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                      @Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

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                      • boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB boostmarks@hachyderm.io

                        @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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                        @dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

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                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

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                          Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                          Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

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                          @dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

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                          • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

                            @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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                            @LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

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                            • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                              @dazfuller Look!
                              https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                              @jackeric basically the same picture right 😆

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                              • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                                @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                                @itgrrl @dazfuller
                                You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

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                                • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                                  @JennyFluff
                                  The things Tim has seen.
                                  @dazfuller

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                                  @ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

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                                  • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                                    @dazfuller Look!
                                    https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                                    @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                                    • nymnympseudonymm@mstdn.scienceN nymnympseudonymm@mstdn.science

                                      @dazfuller
                                      Y'all will love this I bet

                                      /ducks

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                                      @Nymnympseudonymm this is great

                                      Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire

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                                      • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                                        @ohmrun @dazfuller

                                        That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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                                        @loosenut @ohmrun @dazfuller

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                                        • aleciabatson@mastodon.socialA aleciabatson@mastodon.social

                                          @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                                          I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                                          morg / mɔrg /
                                          verb
                                          to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                                          Use in a sentence
                                          *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                                          @aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated

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