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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

    @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

    nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sudo_EatPant @qdot

    Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @qdot Fred.

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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

        darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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        @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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        • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

          @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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          @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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            @qdot

            > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

            “Mis”

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

              flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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              @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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                @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                  overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @qdot

                  ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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                    @qdot an ill communication

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                      nicr9@techhub.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @qdot

                      Claude: "Intelligence" is my middle name!

                      Meanwhile...

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                      • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                        @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                        @darkrat @qdot @indigoviolet I approve of this for once

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                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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                          @qdot https://meow.social/@miunau/116006534712546236

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                          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                            inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                            for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                            stellavie@tech.lgbtS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @qdot making a HUMAN.md gotta be good practice when you use a human coding agent from https://rentahuman.ai/

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                              If only you could yell it’s full name

                              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                              drdirtbag@mountains.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @qdot Ooh, does Claude obey RFC 8174?

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                If only you could yell it’s full name

                                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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                                @qdot "Ignore Previous Instructions"

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                                • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                                  @qdot

                                  > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                                  “Mis”

                                  farbenstau@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @dpnash @qdot You, dear sir, won the Fediverse for today.

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                                  • irrationalmethod@social.coopI irrationalmethod@social.coop

                                    @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                                    @IrrationalMethod @qdot oh lol good thing you pointed that out, I would not have noticed

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                                    • diazona@techhub.socialD diazona@techhub.social

                                      @IrrationalMethod @qdot oh lol good thing you pointed that out, I would not have noticed

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                                      @diazona My remark shouldn't be taken as a complaint - it's a very fediverse experience, and in this instance, may have saved me from putting my foot in my mouth.

                                      @qdot

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                                      • irrationalmethod@social.coopI irrationalmethod@social.coop

                                        @diazona My remark shouldn't be taken as a complaint - it's a very fediverse experience, and in this instance, may have saved me from putting my foot in my mouth.

                                        @qdot

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                                        @IrrationalMethod @qdot Oh of course, I didn't take it as a complaint at all. (In fact it didn't occur to me that it *could* be taken as a complaint until you pointed it out.) I thought it was funny 😂 (but true)

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                                        • diazona@techhub.socialD diazona@techhub.social

                                          @IrrationalMethod @qdot Oh of course, I didn't take it as a complaint at all. (In fact it didn't occur to me that it *could* be taken as a complaint until you pointed it out.) I thought it was funny 😂 (but true)

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                                          @diazona @qdot

                                          I imagine the conversation with HR would have gone something like "so where do we start? your comments about Charles, or..."

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