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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

    sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
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    sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
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    #12

    @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

      markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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      #13

      @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

      Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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      • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

        @qdot clanker?

        qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @darkrat *clunkie

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        • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

          @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

          qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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          #15

          @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
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            @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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            • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

              @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

              benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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              #17

              @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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              • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                #18

                @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                  drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @qdot Fred.

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                    darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #20

                    @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                    • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                      @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                      jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #21

                      @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                        dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @qdot

                        > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                        “Mis”

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                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                          flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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                          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                            inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                            for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                            irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                              If only you could yell it’s full name

                              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                              overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @qdot

                              ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                wnd@fosstodon.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @qdot an ill communication

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                                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                  nicr9@techhub.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #27

                                  @qdot

                                  Claude: "Intelligence" is my middle name!

                                  Meanwhile...

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                                  • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                                    @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

                                    rose@pleasebite.meR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @darkrat @qdot @indigoviolet I approve of this for once

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                      miunau@meow.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #29

                                      @qdot https://meow.social/@miunau/116006534712546236

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                                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                        stellavie@tech.lgbtS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @qdot making a HUMAN.md gotta be good practice when you use a human coding agent from https://rentahuman.ai/

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                                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                          If only you could yell it’s full name

                                          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                          drdirtbag@mountains.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #31

                                          @qdot Ooh, does Claude obey RFC 8174?

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