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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

    @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

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    @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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    • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

      @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

      nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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      @sudo_EatPant @qdot

      Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

        If only you could yell it’s full name

        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

        drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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        @qdot Fred.

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

          darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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          @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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          • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

            @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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            @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

              It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

              If only you could yell it’s full name

              Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

              dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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              @qdot

              > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

              “Mis”

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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                @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                  for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                  irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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                    #25

                    @qdot

                    ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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                      #26

                      @qdot an ill communication

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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                        #27

                        @qdot

                        Claude: "Intelligence" is my middle name!

                        Meanwhile...

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                        • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                          @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                          @darkrat @qdot @indigoviolet I approve of this for once

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                          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                            inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                            for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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                            @qdot https://meow.social/@miunau/116006534712546236

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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                              @qdot making a HUMAN.md gotta be good practice when you use a human coding agent from https://rentahuman.ai/

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                If only you could yell it’s full name

                                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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                                @qdot Ooh, does Claude obey RFC 8174?

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                                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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                                  @qdot "Ignore Previous Instructions"

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                                  • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                                    @qdot

                                    > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                                    “Mis”

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                                    @dpnash @qdot You, dear sir, won the Fediverse for today.

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                                    • irrationalmethod@social.coopI irrationalmethod@social.coop

                                      @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                                      @IrrationalMethod @qdot oh lol good thing you pointed that out, I would not have noticed

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                                      • diazona@techhub.socialD diazona@techhub.social

                                        @IrrationalMethod @qdot oh lol good thing you pointed that out, I would not have noticed

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                                        @diazona My remark shouldn't be taken as a complaint - it's a very fediverse experience, and in this instance, may have saved me from putting my foot in my mouth.

                                        @qdot

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                                        • irrationalmethod@social.coopI irrationalmethod@social.coop

                                          @diazona My remark shouldn't be taken as a complaint - it's a very fediverse experience, and in this instance, may have saved me from putting my foot in my mouth.

                                          @qdot

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                                          @IrrationalMethod @qdot Oh of course, I didn't take it as a complaint at all. (In fact it didn't occur to me that it *could* be taken as a complaint until you pointed it out.) I thought it was funny 😂 (but true)

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