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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

    irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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    @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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      #25

      @qdot

      ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

        wnd@fosstodon.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
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        @qdot an ill communication

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

          If only you could yell it’s full name

          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

          nicr9@techhub.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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          #27

          @qdot

          Claude: "Intelligence" is my middle name!

          Meanwhile...

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          • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

            @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

            rose@pleasebite.meR This user is from outside of this forum
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            @darkrat @qdot @indigoviolet I approve of this for once

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

              miunau@meow.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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              @qdot https://meow.social/@miunau/116006534712546236

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                stellavie@tech.lgbtS This user is from outside of this forum
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                #30

                @qdot making a HUMAN.md gotta be good practice when you use a human coding agent from https://rentahuman.ai/

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                  drdirtbag@mountains.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #31

                  @qdot Ooh, does Claude obey RFC 8174?

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                    apocraphilia@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #32

                    @qdot "Ignore Previous Instructions"

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                    • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                      @qdot

                      > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                      “Mis”

                      farbenstau@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #33

                      @dpnash @qdot You, dear sir, won the Fediverse for today.

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                      • irrationalmethod@social.coopI irrationalmethod@social.coop

                        @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

                        diazona@techhub.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #34

                        @IrrationalMethod @qdot oh lol good thing you pointed that out, I would not have noticed

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                        • diazona@techhub.socialD diazona@techhub.social

                          @IrrationalMethod @qdot oh lol good thing you pointed that out, I would not have noticed

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                          #35

                          @diazona My remark shouldn't be taken as a complaint - it's a very fediverse experience, and in this instance, may have saved me from putting my foot in my mouth.

                          @qdot

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                          • irrationalmethod@social.coopI irrationalmethod@social.coop

                            @diazona My remark shouldn't be taken as a complaint - it's a very fediverse experience, and in this instance, may have saved me from putting my foot in my mouth.

                            @qdot

                            diazona@techhub.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #36

                            @IrrationalMethod @qdot Oh of course, I didn't take it as a complaint at all. (In fact it didn't occur to me that it *could* be taken as a complaint until you pointed it out.) I thought it was funny 😂 (but true)

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                            • diazona@techhub.socialD diazona@techhub.social

                              @IrrationalMethod @qdot Oh of course, I didn't take it as a complaint at all. (In fact it didn't occur to me that it *could* be taken as a complaint until you pointed it out.) I thought it was funny 😂 (but true)

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                              @diazona @qdot

                              I imagine the conversation with HR would have gone something like "so where do we start? your comments about Charles, or..."

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                              • markstos@urbanists.socialM markstos@urbanists.social

                                @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

                                Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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                                #38

                                @markstos @qdot whoosh

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                                • thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT thomasjwebb@mastodon.social

                                  @qdot Claude Entertainment Mario, get down here! What did I tell you about not adding pointless example code?!

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                                  #39

                                  @thomasjwebb
                                  Claude Ogilvie Anthropic!
                                  @qdot

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                                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                    iwein@mas.toI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @qdot is checking in CLAUDE.md the 202x variant of checking in .idea AND .eclipse, and then reformatting all files on every commit?

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                      nekkodroid@social.treehouse.systemsN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #41

                                      @qdot It really annoys me that it isn't a dotfile (or in some dotdirectory). To me all non-dotfiles should be actively contributing to the build of a project and any editor/development tools that don't affect the build should be dotfiles...

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                                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                        momo@floss.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #42

                                        @qdot I understand you being annoyed when your name is Claude. I also understand you being annoyed by coworkers using vibe coding and commiting that file as if it belongs to the repository. Why are your coworkers using "git commit -a"? You should talk to them. I doubt adding their names as markdown files to the repository is a good measure to teach people, even when you feel offended by their behaviour.

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                                        • tauon@possum.cityT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #43

                                          @delta@mk.absturztau.be @qdot@buttplug.engineer @stellavie@tech.lgbt look in the log for a websocket. don't see one? it's fake. many sites do this

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