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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

    If only you could yell it’s full name

    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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    ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden
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    #10

    @qdot it's NMN, of course /j

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
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      piku@blahaj.zone
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      #11

      @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude Amodei Anthropic

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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

        for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

        sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
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        sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
        wrote last edited by
        #12

        @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

          markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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          markstos@urbanists.social
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          #13

          @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

          Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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          • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

            @qdot clanker?

            qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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            #14

            @darkrat *clunkie

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            • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

              @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

              qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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              #15

              @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                If only you could yell it’s full name

                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
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                gramarye@bark.lgbt
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                #16

                @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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                • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                  @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                  benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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                  benjamineskola@hachyderm.io
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                  #17

                  @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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                  • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                    @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                    nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                    nemeciii@mastodon.social
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                    #18

                    @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                    Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                      drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      drwho@masto.hackers.town
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                      #19

                      @qdot Fred.

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                        darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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                        #20

                        @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                        • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                          @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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                          #21

                          @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                            If only you could yell it’s full name

                            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                            dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            dpnash@c.im
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                            #22

                            @qdot

                            > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                            “Mis”

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                              flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #23

                              @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #24

                                @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                  overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  overflo@23.social
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                                  #25

                                  @qdot

                                  ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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                                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                    wnd@fosstodon.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #26

                                    @qdot an ill communication

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                      nicr9@techhub.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #27

                                      @qdot

                                      Claude: "Intelligence" is my middle name!

                                      Meanwhile...

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                                      • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                                        @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

                                        rose@pleasebite.meR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #28

                                        @darkrat @qdot @indigoviolet I approve of this for once

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                                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                          miunau@meow.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          miunau@meow.social
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #29

                                          @qdot https://meow.social/@miunau/116006534712546236

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