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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

    @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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    @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
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      @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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      • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

        @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

        benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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        @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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        • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

          @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

          nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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          @sudo_EatPant @qdot

          Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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            @qdot Fred.

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

              darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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              darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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              @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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              • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                #21

                @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                  dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @qdot

                  > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                  “Mis”

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                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                    flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                      irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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                      irrationalmethod@social.coop
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                      #24

                      @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                        overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #25

                        @qdot

                        ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                          wnd@fosstodon.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @qdot an ill communication

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                          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                            If only you could yell it’s full name

                            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                            nicr9@techhub.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @qdot

                            Claude: "Intelligence" is my middle name!

                            Meanwhile...

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                            • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                              @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

                              rose@pleasebite.meR This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @darkrat @qdot @indigoviolet I approve of this for once

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                miunau@meow.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #29

                                @qdot https://meow.social/@miunau/116006534712546236

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                                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                  inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                  for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                  stellavie@tech.lgbtS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @qdot making a HUMAN.md gotta be good practice when you use a human coding agent from https://rentahuman.ai/

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                                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                    If only you could yell it’s full name

                                    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                    drdirtbag@mountains.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #31

                                    @qdot Ooh, does Claude obey RFC 8174?

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                      apocraphilia@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      apocraphilia@hachyderm.io
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                                      #32

                                      @qdot "Ignore Previous Instructions"

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                                      • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                                        @qdot

                                        > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                                        “Mis”

                                        farbenstau@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #33

                                        @dpnash @qdot You, dear sir, won the Fediverse for today.

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                                        • irrationalmethod@social.coopI irrationalmethod@social.coop

                                          @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

                                          diazona@techhub.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #34

                                          @IrrationalMethod @qdot oh lol good thing you pointed that out, I would not have noticed

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