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Everything “HP” is terrible.

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  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

    Everything “HP” is terrible.

    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

    irenerd@col.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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    #5

    @thomasfuchs in spanish HP is Hijo de Puta

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    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

      Everything “HP” is terrible.

      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

      ben@s.djehuti.comB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #6

      @thomasfuchs And I never have enough hit points either. Or horizontal pitch for my modular synths.

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      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

        @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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        @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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        • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

          @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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          @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

            Everything “HP” is terrible.

            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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            @thomasfuchs fuck, I think you’re on to something.

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            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

              @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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              @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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              • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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                @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                  Everything “HP” is terrible.

                  The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                  #12

                  @thomasfuchs good observation here

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                    #13

                    @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                      Everything “HP” is terrible.

                      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                      #14

                      @thomasfuchs

                      Their logo
                      https://mastodon.social/@samirparikh/116295404094188574

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                      • saklart@mastodon.nuS saklart@mastodon.nu

                        @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                        #15

                        @saklart @thomasfuchs faint praise!

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                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                          @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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                          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                            Everything “HP” is terrible.

                            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                            #17

                            @thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list 🙉

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                            • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                              @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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                              @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                              • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                                @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                                @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                  @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                  @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                    #21

                                    @thomasfuchs Yup. Sure. Not read them, Those are fighting words, sir.

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                                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                      Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                      @thomasfuchs My H.P. Lovecraft has an error: “Please replace the Eldritch Horror cartridge“

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                                      • mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.euM mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.eu

                                        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                                        @mavnn plus everyone knows 57 sauce is the best except we're now allowed to have in Canada anymore.

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                                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                          #24

                                          @thomasfuchs The legislative body?

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