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Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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  • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

    Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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    @stavvers thanks for the frequent live reports. I am on tenterhooks.

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    • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

      @floppyplopper btw please tell me you've seen the videos of the low bridge in the US which scalps lorries

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      @stavvers @floppyplopper my favourite time for that bridge is when they added sensors to detect a high vehicle approaching and turn the lights red with a warning sign. Because so many drivers saw the lights begin to change and accelerated to get through πŸ˜†

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      • trantion@masto.aiT trantion@masto.ai

        @stavvers @floppyplopper my favourite time for that bridge is when they added sensors to detect a high vehicle approaching and turn the lights red with a warning sign. Because so many drivers saw the lights begin to change and accelerated to get through πŸ˜†

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        #31

        @trantion @stavvers
        i'd like to design a bridge that lowers itself when it detects prey

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        • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

          Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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          @stavvers they could carve it up in place with oxyacetylene torches like a steel whale, to convert it into more portable bits.

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          • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

            Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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            #33

            Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

            jmax@mastodon.socialJ stavvers@masto.aiS aadeacon@mastodon.socialA agturcz@circumstances.runA greem@cyberplace.socialG 5 Replies Last reply
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            • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

              Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

              jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              #34

              @stavvers Well clearly, it's broken.

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              • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                #35

                What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

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                • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                  What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

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                  #36

                  I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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                  • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                    I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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                    #37

                    @stavvers 🍿

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                    • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                      Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                      #38

                      @stavvers The Technical, engineering term for this lorry is "It is fucked".

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                      • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                        Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

                        agturcz@circumstances.runA This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @stavvers Make pictures, put on fedi, brace for impact πŸ˜‚

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                        • darkling@mstdn.socialD darkling@mstdn.social

                          @stavvers Not the same thing. πŸ™‚

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                          #40

                          @darkling @stavvers no. Shouting and gesticulating are much more important/helpful. Perhaps loudly pointing out the lorry should never have been put into this position etc

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                          • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                            I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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                            #41

                            @stavvers If there aren't at least two more lorries wedged in there when you get back I shall be disappointed.

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                            • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                              Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                              @stavvers One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle.

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                              • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.

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                                #43

                                @stavvers
                                Lorry Rescue Lorry is my new band name. #IMNBN

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                                • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                  Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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                                  #44

                                  @stavvers I once saw a bendy bus jack-knifed across the Mile End Road, all 4 lanes, and honestly going on foot right across that traffic while smiling was one of the highlights of my life.

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                                  • agturcz@circumstances.runA agturcz@circumstances.run

                                    @stavvers Strong forklift vibes.

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                                    @agturcz @stavvers

                                    Not a Fork In The Load?

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