Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

[stavvers@masto.ai]

What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

[stavvers@masto.ai]

I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

[wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at]

@stavvers

[aadeacon@mastodon.social]

@stavvers The Technical, engineering term for this lorry is "It is fucked".

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@stavvers Make pictures, put on fedi, brace for impact

[wnd@fosstodon.org]

@darkling @stavvers no. Shouting and gesticulating are much more important/helpful. Perhaps loudly pointing out the lorry should never have been put into this position etc

[cpoffers@masto.ai]

@stavvers If there aren't at least two more lorries wedged in there when you get back I shall be disappointed.

[greem@cyberplace.social]

@stavvers One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle.

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@stavvers
Lorry Rescue Lorry is my new band name. #IMNBN

[dianaprobst@mastodon.art]

@stavvers I once saw a bendy bus jack-knifed across the Mile End Road, all 4 lanes, and honestly going on foot right across that traffic while smiling was one of the highlights of my life.

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@agturcz @stavvers

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