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Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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  • trantion@masto.aiT trantion@masto.ai

    @stavvers @floppyplopper my favourite time for that bridge is when they added sensors to detect a high vehicle approaching and turn the lights red with a warning sign. Because so many drivers saw the lights begin to change and accelerated to get through ๐Ÿ˜†

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    @trantion @stavvers
    i'd like to design a bridge that lowers itself when it detects prey

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    • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

      Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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      @stavvers they could carve it up in place with oxyacetylene torches like a steel whale, to convert it into more portable bits.

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      • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

        Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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        Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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        • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

          Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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          #34

          @stavvers Well clearly, it's broken.

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          • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

            Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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            What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

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            • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

              What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

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              I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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              • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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                #37

                @stavvers ๐Ÿฟ

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                • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                  Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                  @stavvers The Technical, engineering term for this lorry is "It is fucked".

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                  • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                    Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                    @stavvers Make pictures, put on fedi, brace for impact ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                    • darkling@mstdn.socialD darkling@mstdn.social

                      @stavvers Not the same thing. ๐Ÿ™‚

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                      @darkling @stavvers no. Shouting and gesticulating are much more important/helpful. Perhaps loudly pointing out the lorry should never have been put into this position etc

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                      • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                        I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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                        @stavvers If there aren't at least two more lorries wedged in there when you get back I shall be disappointed.

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                        • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                          Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                          @stavvers One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle.

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                          • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                            A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.

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                            @stavvers
                            Lorry Rescue Lorry is my new band name. #IMNBN

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                            • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                              Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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                              @stavvers I once saw a bendy bus jack-knifed across the Mile End Road, all 4 lanes, and honestly going on foot right across that traffic while smiling was one of the highlights of my life.

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                              • agturcz@circumstances.runA agturcz@circumstances.run

                                @stavvers Strong forklift vibes.

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                                @agturcz @stavvers

                                Not a Fork In The Load?

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