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Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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  • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

    What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

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    I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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    • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

      I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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      @stavvers 🍿

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      • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

        Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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        @stavvers The Technical, engineering term for this lorry is "It is fucked".

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        • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

          Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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          @stavvers Make pictures, put on fedi, brace for impact 😂

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          • darkling@mstdn.socialD darkling@mstdn.social

            @stavvers Not the same thing. 🙂

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            @darkling @stavvers no. Shouting and gesticulating are much more important/helpful. Perhaps loudly pointing out the lorry should never have been put into this position etc

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            • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

              I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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              @stavvers If there aren't at least two more lorries wedged in there when you get back I shall be disappointed.

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              • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                @stavvers One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle.

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                • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                  A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.

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                  @stavvers
                  Lorry Rescue Lorry is my new band name. #IMNBN

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                  • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                    Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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                    @stavvers I once saw a bendy bus jack-knifed across the Mile End Road, all 4 lanes, and honestly going on foot right across that traffic while smiling was one of the highlights of my life.

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                    • agturcz@circumstances.runA agturcz@circumstances.run

                      @stavvers Strong forklift vibes.

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                      @agturcz @stavvers

                      Not a Fork In The Load?

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