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Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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  • darkling@mstdn.socialD darkling@mstdn.social

    @stavvers A cousin of mine once had one of those. It was ginormous.

    You know when they're doing works on motorways, there's signs that say "broken down? wait for recovery". He had the contract to do that for a large swathe of southern England, because he owned about the only thing in the region capable of towing an 18-wheeler at the time.

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    @darkling oooh so we might be in for the long haul on this, magnificent

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    • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

      @floppyplopper btw please tell me you've seen the videos of the low bridge in the US which scalps lorries

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      @stavvers @floppyplopper We have one just outside Antrim town. Loads of signs advising alternative routes and bridge height - all of which are ignored. Traffic has to use the middle of the road to go under, so it causes a mess regularly.

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      • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

        @darkling oooh so we might be in for the long haul on this, magnificent

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        @stavvers It's certainly "specialist equipment", but Richard's thing was decades ago. There's probably more choice these days.

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        • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

          Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

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          @stavvers truly an Evergreen tweet

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          • evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.netE evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

            @stavvers truly an Evergreen tweet

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            @evilstevie weeeey

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            • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

              @floppyplopper btw please tell me you've seen the videos of the low bridge in the US which scalps lorries

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              @stavvers @floppyplopper I don't think I have but I've seen one about a lorry scalping bridge in Australia, possibly Melbourne

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              • benofbrown@toot.catB benofbrown@toot.cat

                @stavvers @floppyplopper I don't think I have but I've seen one about a lorry scalping bridge in Australia, possibly Melbourne

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                @stavvers @floppyplopper there's a local news clip where they're talking about the bridge with a reporter on the scene and a lorry gets scalped in real time in the background. Classic

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                • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                  @floppyplopper btw please tell me you've seen the videos of the low bridge in the US which scalps lorries

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                  @stavvers
                  i love ALL the low bridges that scalp lorries

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                  • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                    A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.

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                    Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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                    • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                      Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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                      @stavvers thanks for the frequent live reports. I am on tenterhooks.

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                      • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                        @floppyplopper btw please tell me you've seen the videos of the low bridge in the US which scalps lorries

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                        @stavvers @floppyplopper my favourite time for that bridge is when they added sensors to detect a high vehicle approaching and turn the lights red with a warning sign. Because so many drivers saw the lights begin to change and accelerated to get through ๐Ÿ˜†

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                        • trantion@masto.aiT trantion@masto.ai

                          @stavvers @floppyplopper my favourite time for that bridge is when they added sensors to detect a high vehicle approaching and turn the lights red with a warning sign. Because so many drivers saw the lights begin to change and accelerated to get through ๐Ÿ˜†

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                          @trantion @stavvers
                          i'd like to design a bridge that lowers itself when it detects prey

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                          • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                            Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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                            @stavvers they could carve it up in place with oxyacetylene torches like a steel whale, to convert it into more portable bits.

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                            • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                              Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking

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                              Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                              • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                                @stavvers Well clearly, it's broken.

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                                • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                  Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                                  What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

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                                  • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                    What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun

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                                    I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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                                    • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                      I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back

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                                      @stavvers ๐Ÿฟ

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                                      • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                        Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                                        @stavvers The Technical, engineering term for this lorry is "It is fucked".

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                                        • stavvers@masto.aiS stavvers@masto.ai

                                          Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.

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                                          @stavvers Make pictures, put on fedi, brace for impact ๐Ÿ˜‚

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