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  3. We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

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  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

    me@social.jlamothe.netM This user is from outside of this forum
    me@social.jlamothe.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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    #3
    @batkaren We swore we'd never speak of it again, so... no?
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    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

      elithebearded@fed.qaz.redE This user is from outside of this forum
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      @batkaren

      Wait.

      Just how many people has he roped into this now?

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      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

        mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
        mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
        mjj@mstdn.dk
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        #5

        @batkaren Often, if you don't know a certain kind of friend, it is because you yourself ARE that friend

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        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

          falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          @batkaren we all got that friend or we are that friend, either way get in the van am I right

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          • falcennial@mastodon.socialF falcennial@mastodon.social

            @batkaren we all got that friend or we are that friend, either way get in the van am I right

            feloniouspunk@beige.partyF This user is from outside of this forum
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            #7

            @falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

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            • feloniouspunk@beige.partyF feloniouspunk@beige.party

              @falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

              mayintoronto@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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              #8

              @FeloniousPunk @falcennial @batkaren yeah okay Robert Picton.

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              • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                andii@mas.toA This user is from outside of this forum
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                #9

                @batkaren
                Sometimes that person is a relative ...

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                • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                  We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                  Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                  corpomancer@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  corpomancer@mastodon.social
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                  @batkaren We continuously have to teach employees not to involve third party contractors.

                  Sometimes one slips by... Apologies and please take a seat in this vat.

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                  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                    traecer@techhub.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                    traecer@techhub.social
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                    #11

                    @batkaren I'm...probably that friend. The guest star in everyone's lives that has his own adventures off-screen, only to show up in A Very Special Episode once or twice a year? Yeah, that's me

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                    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                      jmopp@masto.aiJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @batkaren Not me who was once curious as to how long it would take for 100 kilowatts of power to completely vaporise a person (about 30 minutes)

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                      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                        whitecattamer@mastodon.onlineW This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #13

                        @batkaren Fucker’ll then “thank” you with pizza and beer, like we’re still in college.

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                        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                          r_3_t_3_c_h@defcon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #14

                          @batkaren If you don't have that friend... maybe it's you.

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                          • feloniouspunk@beige.partyF feloniouspunk@beige.party

                            @falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

                            falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                            falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #15

                            @FeloniousPunk @batkaren 😂😂🤌
                            dat granger danger

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                            • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                              We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                              Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                              svengeier@mathstodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @batkaren The saying is "friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies". There's nothing about "dissolving" in there.

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                              • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                ginevracat@toot.communityG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #17

                                @batkaren @HollieK72 My bff told her offspring that they should come to me if that situation arose for them! So I guess I *might* have those friends. 🤷

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                                • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                  We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                  Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                  justcameheretosay@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #18

                                  @batkaren

                                  Had…

                                  We shall never speak of them again.

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                                  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                    mndflayr@metalhead.clubM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #19

                                    @batkaren

                                    Juffo-Wup (@mndflayr@metalhead.club)

                                    Just another normal day in Death Metal land...

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                                    Metalhead.club (metalhead.club)

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                                    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                      pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #20

                                      @batkaren person. Maybe not "friend"

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                                      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                        wcbdata@vis.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
                                        wcbdata@vis.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #21

                                        @batkaren Middle child says "I only say that ironically"

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                                        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                          drfyzziks@makervine.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          drfyzziks@makervine.net
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                                          #22

                                          @batkaren hello, friend.

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