We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren I'm...probably that friend. The guest star in everyone's lives that has his own adventures off-screen, only to show up in A Very Special Episode once or twice a year? Yeah, that's me
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren Not me who was once curious as to how long it would take for 100 kilowatts of power to completely vaporise a person (about 30 minutes)
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren Fucker’ll then “thank” you with pizza and beer, like we’re still in college.
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren If you don't have that friend... maybe it's you.
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@falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren The saying is "friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies". There's nothing about "dissolving" in there.
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren @HollieK72 My bff told her offspring that they should come to me if that situation arose for them! So I guess I *might* have those friends.

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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren person. Maybe not "friend"
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren Middle child says "I only say that ironically"
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren hello, friend.
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren oh no, I am getting acid vat PTSD. hope they are not bringing HF....
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
Wait… one?
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Wait… one?
…it sounds so nice…
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We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.
Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?
@batkaren Sorry, no, afraid you're more alone on this one than you thought.
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