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  3. We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

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  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

    corpomancer@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #10

    @batkaren We continuously have to teach employees not to involve third party contractors.

    Sometimes one slips by... Apologies and please take a seat in this vat.

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    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

      traecer@techhub.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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      #11

      @batkaren I'm...probably that friend. The guest star in everyone's lives that has his own adventures off-screen, only to show up in A Very Special Episode once or twice a year? Yeah, that's me

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      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

        jmopp@masto.aiJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        #12

        @batkaren Not me who was once curious as to how long it would take for 100 kilowatts of power to completely vaporise a person (about 30 minutes)

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        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

          whitecattamer@mastodon.onlineW This user is from outside of this forum
          whitecattamer@mastodon.onlineW This user is from outside of this forum
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          #13

          @batkaren Fucker’ll then “thank” you with pizza and beer, like we’re still in college.

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          • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

            We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

            Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

            r_3_t_3_c_h@defcon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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            #14

            @batkaren If you don't have that friend... maybe it's you.

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            • feloniouspunk@beige.partyF feloniouspunk@beige.party

              @falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

              falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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              #15

              @FeloniousPunk @batkaren 😂😂🤌
              dat granger danger

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              • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                svengeier@mathstodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                #16

                @batkaren The saying is "friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies". There's nothing about "dissolving" in there.

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                • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                  We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                  Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                  ginevracat@toot.communityG This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #17

                  @batkaren @HollieK72 My bff told her offspring that they should come to me if that situation arose for them! So I guess I *might* have those friends. 🤷

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                  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                    justcameheretosay@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #18

                    @batkaren

                    Had…

                    We shall never speak of them again.

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                    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                      mndflayr@metalhead.clubM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #19

                      @batkaren

                      Juffo-Wup (@mndflayr@metalhead.club)

                      Just another normal day in Death Metal land...

                      favicon

                      Metalhead.club (metalhead.club)

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                      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                        pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #20

                        @batkaren person. Maybe not "friend"

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                        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                          wcbdata@vis.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #21

                          @batkaren Middle child says "I only say that ironically"

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                          • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                            We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                            Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                            drfyzziks@makervine.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #22

                            @batkaren hello, friend.

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                            • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                              We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                              Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                              sholemalejchem@hessen.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #23

                              @batkaren oh no, I am getting acid vat PTSD. hope they are not bringing HF....

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                              • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                vieuxnez@mstdn.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #24

                                @batkaren

                                Wait… one?

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                                • vieuxnez@mstdn.socialV vieuxnez@mstdn.social

                                  @batkaren

                                  Wait… one?

                                  vieuxnez@mstdn.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #25

                                  @batkaren

                                  …it sounds so nice…

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                                  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                    christinemalec@mstdn.caC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    christinemalec@mstdn.ca
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                                    #26

                                    @batkaren Sorry, no, afraid you're more alone on this one than you thought.

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