<![CDATA[We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.]]>We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a782d559-3e66-46b1-b4a3-ed562b024af3/we-all-have-that-one-friend-who-vanishes-into-the-mist-only-to-return-with-a-bone-saw-and-a-vat-of-acid-insisting-you-have-to-help-break-down-the-body-otherwise-you-can-be-charged-with-accessory.RSS for NodeFri, 05 Jun 2026 21:39:11 GMTMon, 25 May 2026 03:56:50 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 23:23:32 GMT]]>@batkaren Sorry, no, afraid you're more alone on this one than you thought.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116637788585608739https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116637788585608739Mon, 25 May 2026 23:23:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 23:13:01 GMT]]>@batkaren

…it sounds so nice…

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vieuxnez/statuses/116637747188479694https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vieuxnez/statuses/116637747188479694Mon, 25 May 2026 23:13:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 23:10:53 GMT]]>@batkaren

Wait… one?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vieuxnez/statuses/116637738799290928https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vieuxnez/statuses/116637738799290928Mon, 25 May 2026 23:10:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 18:06:51 GMT]]>@batkaren oh no, I am getting acid vat PTSD. hope they are not bringing HF....

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hessen.social/users/SholemAlejchem/statuses/116636543302858715https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hessen.social/users/SholemAlejchem/statuses/116636543302858715Mon, 25 May 2026 18:06:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 17:15:26 GMT]]>@batkaren hello, friend.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://makervine.net/users/drfyzziks/statuses/116636341117118810https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://makervine.net/users/drfyzziks/statuses/116636341117118810Mon, 25 May 2026 17:15:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 16:50:25 GMT]]>@batkaren Middle child says "I only say that ironically"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vis.social/users/wcbdata/statuses/116636242765843488https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vis.social/users/wcbdata/statuses/116636242765843488Mon, 25 May 2026 16:50:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 13:26:45 GMT]]>@batkaren person. Maybe not "friend"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/PizzaDemon/statuses/116635441897737036https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/PizzaDemon/statuses/116635441897737036Mon, 25 May 2026 13:26:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 10:53:16 GMT]]>@batkaren

Juffo-Wup (@mndflayr@metalhead.club)

Just another normal day in Death Metal land...

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Metalhead.club (metalhead.club)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://metalhead.club/users/mndflayr/statuses/116634838415785553https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://metalhead.club/users/mndflayr/statuses/116634838415785553Mon, 25 May 2026 10:53:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 08:06:47 GMT]]>@batkaren

Had…

We shall never speak of them again.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/justcameheretosay/statuses/116634183772602047https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/justcameheretosay/statuses/116634183772602047Mon, 25 May 2026 08:06:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 07:39:28 GMT]]>@batkaren @HollieK72 My bff told her offspring that they should come to me if that situation arose for them! So I guess I *might* have those friends. 🤷

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116634076334547760https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116634076334547760Mon, 25 May 2026 07:39:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 07:38:12 GMT]]>@batkaren The saying is "friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies". There's nothing about "dissolving" in there.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/SvenGeier/statuses/116634071378718231https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/SvenGeier/statuses/116634071378718231Mon, 25 May 2026 07:38:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 06:43:56 GMT]]>@FeloniousPunk @batkaren 😂😂🤌
dat granger danger

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116633858011115503https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116633858011115503Mon, 25 May 2026 06:43:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 06:25:09 GMT]]>@batkaren If you don't have that friend... maybe it's you.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/ap/users/116626539955049177/statuses/116633784145619612https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/ap/users/116626539955049177/statuses/116633784145619612Mon, 25 May 2026 06:25:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 06:14:38 GMT]]>@batkaren Fucker’ll then “thank” you with pizza and beer, like we’re still in college.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/WhiteCatTamer/statuses/116633742750431898https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/WhiteCatTamer/statuses/116633742750431898Mon, 25 May 2026 06:14:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 06:06:48 GMT]]>@batkaren Not me who was once curious as to how long it would take for 100 kilowatts of power to completely vaporise a person (about 30 minutes)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/jmopp/statuses/116633711981341169https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/jmopp/statuses/116633711981341169Mon, 25 May 2026 06:06:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 05:31:37 GMT]]>@batkaren I'm...probably that friend. The guest star in everyone's lives that has his own adventures off-screen, only to show up in A Very Special Episode once or twice a year? Yeah, that's me

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/traecer/statuses/116633573595576166https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/traecer/statuses/116633573595576166Mon, 25 May 2026 05:31:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 05:27:12 GMT]]>@batkaren We continuously have to teach employees not to involve third party contractors.

Sometimes one slips by... Apologies and please take a seat in this vat.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/corpomancer/statuses/116633556222356295https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/corpomancer/statuses/116633556222356295Mon, 25 May 2026 05:27:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 05:14:28 GMT]]>@batkaren
Sometimes that person is a relative ...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/Andii/statuses/116633506186671049https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/Andii/statuses/116633506186671049Mon, 25 May 2026 05:14:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 05:09:10 GMT]]>@FeloniousPunk @falcennial @batkaren yeah okay Robert Picton.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/116633485348166495https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/116633485348166495Mon, 25 May 2026 05:09:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 05:07:45 GMT]]>@falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/FeloniousPunk/statuses/116633479780407890https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/FeloniousPunk/statuses/116633479780407890Mon, 25 May 2026 05:07:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 05:00:01 GMT]]>@batkaren we all got that friend or we are that friend, either way get in the van am I right

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116633449385536294https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116633449385536294Mon, 25 May 2026 05:00:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 04:52:24 GMT]]>@batkaren Often, if you don't know a certain kind of friend, it is because you yourself ARE that friend

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.dk/users/mjj/statuses/116633419383219982https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.dk/users/mjj/statuses/116633419383219982Mon, 25 May 2026 04:52:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 04:41:25 GMT]]>@batkaren

Wait.

Just how many people has he roped into this now?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fed.qaz.red/users/elithebearded/statuses/116633376207412012https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fed.qaz.red/users/elithebearded/statuses/116633376207412012Mon, 25 May 2026 04:41:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. on Mon, 25 May 2026 04:28:24 GMT]]>@batkaren We swore we'd never speak of it again, so... no?]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.jlamothe.net/objects/c35d279b-136a-13cf-e833-de0938776643https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.jlamothe.net/objects/c35d279b-136a-13cf-e833-de0938776643Mon, 25 May 2026 04:28:24 GMT