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  3. We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

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  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
    batkaren@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

    hypostase@bsd.networkH me@social.jlamothe.netM elithebearded@fed.qaz.redE mjj@mstdn.dkM falcennial@mastodon.socialF 21 Replies Last reply
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    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

      hypostase@bsd.networkH This user is from outside of this forum
      hypostase@bsd.networkH This user is from outside of this forum
      hypostase@bsd.network
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      #2

      @batkaren
      Hey, I like my bone saw.

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      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

        me@social.jlamothe.netM This user is from outside of this forum
        me@social.jlamothe.netM This user is from outside of this forum
        me@social.jlamothe.net
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        #3
        @batkaren We swore we'd never speak of it again, so... no?
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        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

          elithebearded@fed.qaz.redE This user is from outside of this forum
          elithebearded@fed.qaz.redE This user is from outside of this forum
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          #4

          @batkaren

          Wait.

          Just how many people has he roped into this now?

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          • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

            We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

            Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

            mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
            mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
            mjj@mstdn.dk
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            #5

            @batkaren Often, if you don't know a certain kind of friend, it is because you yourself ARE that friend

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            • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

              We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

              Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

              falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
              falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
              falcennial@mastodon.social
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              @batkaren we all got that friend or we are that friend, either way get in the van am I right

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              • falcennial@mastodon.socialF falcennial@mastodon.social

                @batkaren we all got that friend or we are that friend, either way get in the van am I right

                feloniouspunk@beige.partyF This user is from outside of this forum
                feloniouspunk@beige.partyF This user is from outside of this forum
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                #7

                @falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

                mayintoronto@beige.partyM falcennial@mastodon.socialF 2 Replies Last reply
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                • feloniouspunk@beige.partyF feloniouspunk@beige.party

                  @falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

                  mayintoronto@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
                  mayintoronto@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #8

                  @FeloniousPunk @falcennial @batkaren yeah okay Robert Picton.

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                  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                    andii@mas.toA This user is from outside of this forum
                    andii@mas.toA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #9

                    @batkaren
                    Sometimes that person is a relative ...

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                    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                      corpomancer@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                      corpomancer@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #10

                      @batkaren We continuously have to teach employees not to involve third party contractors.

                      Sometimes one slips by... Apologies and please take a seat in this vat.

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                      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                        traecer@techhub.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                        traecer@techhub.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                        traecer@techhub.social
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                        #11

                        @batkaren I'm...probably that friend. The guest star in everyone's lives that has his own adventures off-screen, only to show up in A Very Special Episode once or twice a year? Yeah, that's me

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                        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                          jmopp@masto.aiJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #12

                          @batkaren Not me who was once curious as to how long it would take for 100 kilowatts of power to completely vaporise a person (about 30 minutes)

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                          • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                            We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                            Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                            whitecattamer@mastodon.onlineW This user is from outside of this forum
                            whitecattamer@mastodon.onlineW This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @batkaren Fucker’ll then “thank” you with pizza and beer, like we’re still in college.

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                            • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                              We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                              Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                              r_3_t_3_c_h@defcon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                              r_3_t_3_c_h@defcon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #14

                              @batkaren If you don't have that friend... maybe it's you.

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                              • feloniouspunk@beige.partyF feloniouspunk@beige.party

                                @falcennial @batkaren Two words: pig farm.

                                falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @FeloniousPunk @batkaren 😂😂🤌
                                dat granger danger

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                                • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                  We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                  Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                  svengeier@mathstodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @batkaren The saying is "friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies". There's nothing about "dissolving" in there.

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                                  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                    We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                    Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                    ginevracat@toot.communityG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @batkaren @HollieK72 My bff told her offspring that they should come to me if that situation arose for them! So I guess I *might* have those friends. 🤷

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                                    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                      We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                      Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                      justcameheretosay@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      justcameheretosay@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      justcameheretosay@beige.party
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                                      #18

                                      @batkaren

                                      Had…

                                      We shall never speak of them again.

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                                      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                        We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                        Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                        mndflayr@metalhead.clubM This user is from outside of this forum
                                        mndflayr@metalhead.clubM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #19

                                        @batkaren

                                        Juffo-Wup (@mndflayr@metalhead.club)

                                        Just another normal day in Death Metal land...

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                                        Metalhead.club (metalhead.club)

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                                        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                                          We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body,” otherwise you can be charged with accessory.

                                          Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me…right?

                                          pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
                                          pizzademon@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
                                          pizzademon@mastodon.online
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                                          #20

                                          @batkaren person. Maybe not "friend"

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