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"How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?

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  • mls14@social.vivaldi.netM mls14@social.vivaldi.net

    @graste They have flipped the popular bumper sticker.

    “Copilot is my God.”

    mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    @mls14 @graste This is far more clever than it has any right to be.

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    • elduvelle@neuromatch.socialE elduvelle@neuromatch.social

      @graste what this also demonstrates is that #Microsoft has waaay too many "products". Maybe they should focus and a few ones and actually make them work properly (😂) rather than aiming for a total monopoly of crap?

      I know... wishful thinking, I know

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      @elduvelle @graste This is what happened to Intel. They spread themselves to thin which made their main product line suffer.

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      • regendans@todon.euR regendans@todon.eu

        #satire New book out 1 April 2027 : Copilot Outlook Duo for spaceship pilots. Reprinted to include new chapter for Copilot Dummies and Copilot MSCNDZ premium, platinum, gold and silver users.

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        @regendans Want a job in the industry? Just pay us thousands of dollars in order to get a piece of paper that certifies your expertise.

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        • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

          "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
          https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

          "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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          @graste hahaha

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          • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

            "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
            https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

            "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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            @graste

            It's replicating like Agent Smith

            "The best thing about being me, there's so many me's"

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            • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

              "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
              https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

              "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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              @graste "Copilot in Viva Glint" sounds like a rock opera.

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              • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                irina@critter.cafeI This user is from outside of this forum
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                @graste "copilot in viva glint" is just throwing syllables at the wall and adding "copilot"

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                  @Li @graste such a Microsoft thing to do. Come up with a new brand identity, then slap it on everything until it means nothing.

                  But if this means we're getting another video of a sweaty Steve Ballmer shouting, "The keeEeEeEeey to copilot is...
                  👉DEVELOPERS👈" then I'm all for it.

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                  • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                    "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                    https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                    "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                    @graste

                    I thought it was one product.

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                    • jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.ptJ jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt

                      @benh it is called "Slopilot". If you think hard enough on how to say it (is it "Slo-pilot" or "Slop-ilot"?) you might be able to forget the fossilized poop one.
                      @graste

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                      @jt_rebelo @benh @graste

                      Sir Slopilot, the long-lost cousin of Sir Lancelot, long lost because he fscked up any knightly combat he was involved in. Legend has it that he was resurrected hundreds of years later, with a minor name change, as a Microsoft product that fscked up any application it was involved in.

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                      • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                        "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                        https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                        "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                        @graste Like an evjl virus infecting everything Microsoft.

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                        • dany@hsnl.socialD dany@hsnl.social

                          @graste "Customers sometimes don't have a clear idea what our GenAI proposition is."

                          Actual words I've heard a Microsoft executive say.

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                          @Dany @graste
                          "Everything everywhere all at once".

                          But don't forget: "For entertainment only"

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                          • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                            "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                            https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                            "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                            @graste Same with "Outlook".

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                            • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                              "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                              https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                              "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                              @graste Everything's a drum! https://auntydonna.fandom.com/wiki/Everything%27s_A_Drum

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                              • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                                @graste It helps in that anything called co-pilot I can ignore.

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                                • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                                  @jt_rebelo @benh @graste

                                  Sir Slopilot, the long-lost cousin of Sir Lancelot, long lost because he fscked up any knightly combat he was involved in. Legend has it that he was resurrected hundreds of years later, with a minor name change, as a Microsoft product that fscked up any application it was involved in.

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                                  @dpnash a knight so useless that he could only be used for entertainment purposes.
                                  @benh @graste

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                                  • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                    "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                    https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                    "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                                    @graste "For entertainment purposes only."

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                                    • slothrop@chaos.socialS slothrop@chaos.social

                                      @drmikepj @graste see also „Teams“ and “Teams (Work or School)”

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                                      @slothrop @drmikepj @graste I had to work with both Lync and LINQ at one job, at least Microsoft spelled them differently

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                                      • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                        "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                        https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                        "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                                        @graste Jesus with Copilot is my copilot.

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                                        • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                          "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                          https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                          "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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                                          @graste we have recently moved to MS products from Google at work, and MS' habit of using the same name for multiple things is the most confusing thing I have ever seen in the workplace. No one can figure out how to do anything. It's wild.

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