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"How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?

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  • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

    "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
    https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

    "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

    dianea@lgbtqia.spaceD This user is from outside of this forum
    dianea@lgbtqia.spaceD This user is from outside of this forum
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    @graste

    It's replicating like Agent Smith

    "The best thing about being me, there's so many me's"

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    • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

      "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
      https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

      "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

      joelvanderwerf@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      #39

      @graste "Copilot in Viva Glint" sounds like a rock opera.

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      • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

        "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
        https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

        "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

        irina@critter.cafeI This user is from outside of this forum
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        #40

        @graste "copilot in viva glint" is just throwing syllables at the wall and adding "copilot"

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        • tuckerm@saltylike.usT This user is from outside of this forum
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          #41

          @Li @graste such a Microsoft thing to do. Come up with a new brand identity, then slap it on everything until it means nothing.

          But if this means we're getting another video of a sweaty Steve Ballmer shouting, "The keeEeEeEeey to copilot is...
          👉DEVELOPERS👈" then I'm all for it.

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          • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

            "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
            https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

            "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

            jimgon@hulvr.comJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @graste

            I thought it was one product.

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            • jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.ptJ jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt

              @benh it is called "Slopilot". If you think hard enough on how to say it (is it "Slo-pilot" or "Slop-ilot"?) you might be able to forget the fossilized poop one.
              @graste

              dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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              @jt_rebelo @benh @graste

              Sir Slopilot, the long-lost cousin of Sir Lancelot, long lost because he fscked up any knightly combat he was involved in. Legend has it that he was resurrected hundreds of years later, with a minor name change, as a Microsoft product that fscked up any application it was involved in.

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              • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                iveyline@mastodon.nzI This user is from outside of this forum
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                @graste Like an evjl virus infecting everything Microsoft.

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                • dany@hsnl.socialD dany@hsnl.social

                  @graste "Customers sometimes don't have a clear idea what our GenAI proposition is."

                  Actual words I've heard a Microsoft executive say.

                  musevg@23.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #45

                  @Dany @graste
                  "Everything everywhere all at once".

                  But don't forget: "For entertainment only"

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                  • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                    "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                    https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                    "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                    fonant@social.vivaldi.netF This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @graste Same with "Outlook".

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                    • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                      "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                      https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                      "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                      mothlight@fediscience.orgM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @graste Everything's a drum! https://auntydonna.fandom.com/wiki/Everything%27s_A_Drum

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                      • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                        "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                        https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                        "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                        steveclough@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @graste It helps in that anything called co-pilot I can ignore.

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                        • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                          @jt_rebelo @benh @graste

                          Sir Slopilot, the long-lost cousin of Sir Lancelot, long lost because he fscked up any knightly combat he was involved in. Legend has it that he was resurrected hundreds of years later, with a minor name change, as a Microsoft product that fscked up any application it was involved in.

                          jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.ptJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @dpnash a knight so useless that he could only be used for entertainment purposes.
                          @benh @graste

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                          • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                            "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                            https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                            "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                            ndw@toot.walesN This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @graste "For entertainment purposes only."

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                            • slothrop@chaos.socialS slothrop@chaos.social

                              @drmikepj @graste see also „Teams“ and “Teams (Work or School)”

                              andrewt@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @slothrop @drmikepj @graste I had to work with both Lync and LINQ at one job, at least Microsoft spelled them differently

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                              • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                                glennseto@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @graste Jesus with Copilot is my copilot.

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                                • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                  "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                  https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                  "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                                  commonst@social.vivaldi.netC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @graste we have recently moved to MS products from Google at work, and MS' habit of using the same name for multiple things is the most confusing thing I have ever seen in the workplace. No one can figure out how to do anything. It's wild.

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                                  • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                    "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                    https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                    "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                                    palmandneedle@norden.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @graste this is Copilot an Copilot excellent Copilot idea.

                                    Copilot.

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                                    • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                      "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                      https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                      "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                                      timsev@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @graste In a Microsoft airliner, all passengers are copilots

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                                      • andrewt@mathstodon.xyzA andrewt@mathstodon.xyz

                                        @slothrop @drmikepj @graste I had to work with both Lync and LINQ at one job, at least Microsoft spelled them differently

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                                        @andrewt @slothrop @graste gahh!

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                                        • graste@social.vivaldi.netG graste@social.vivaldi.net

                                          "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
                                          https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

                                          "A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

                                          kateyagi@denden.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @graste I already have this problem with explaining Google stuff to my parents. Luckily I've switched my dad to Linux and my mom is still using windows 8.

                                          There's gotta be a name for this specific phenomena. It reminds me the motion dazzle camoflauge zebras have.

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