<![CDATA["How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?]]>"How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

"A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f77f653d-510c-419f-a0a6-f58f83369740/how-many-products-does-microsoft-have-named-copilotRSS for NodeFri, 17 Apr 2026 12:53:28 GMTSat, 04 Apr 2026 15:37:01 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 11:11:01 GMT]]>@graste I already have this problem with explaining Google stuff to my parents. Luckily I've switched my dad to Linux and my mom is still using windows 8.

There's gotta be a name for this specific phenomena. It reminds me the motion dazzle camoflauge zebras have.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://denden.world/users/kateyagi/statuses/116351792702361253https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://denden.world/users/kateyagi/statuses/116351792702361253Sun, 05 Apr 2026 11:11:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:51:24 GMT]]>@andrewt @slothrop @graste gahh!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/drmikepj/statuses/116351715542313375https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/drmikepj/statuses/116351715542313375Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:51:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:44:32 GMT]]>@graste In a Microsoft airliner, all passengers are copilots

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/timsev/statuses/116351688543995687https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/timsev/statuses/116351688543995687Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:44:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:22:02 GMT]]>@graste this is Copilot an Copilot excellent Copilot idea.

Copilot.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/PalmAndNeedle/statuses/116351600045421484https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/PalmAndNeedle/statuses/116351600045421484Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:22:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:19:10 GMT]]>@graste we have recently moved to MS products from Google at work, and MS' habit of using the same name for multiple things is the most confusing thing I have ever seen in the workplace. No one can figure out how to do anything. It's wild.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/commonst/statuses/116351588794927378https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/commonst/statuses/116351588794927378Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:19:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:08:28 GMT]]>@graste Jesus with Copilot is my copilot.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/glennseto/statuses/116351546742765252https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/glennseto/statuses/116351546742765252Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:08:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:53:27 GMT]]>@slothrop @drmikepj @graste I had to work with both Lync and LINQ at one job, at least Microsoft spelled them differently

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/andrewt/statuses/116351487664020025https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/andrewt/statuses/116351487664020025Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:53:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:46:35 GMT]]>@graste "For entertainment purposes only."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/ndw/statuses/116351224710292521https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/ndw/statuses/116351224710292521Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:46:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:35:11 GMT]]>@dpnash a knight so useless that he could only be used for entertainment purposes.
@benh @graste

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ciberlandia.pt/users/jt_rebelo/statuses/116351179947206771https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ciberlandia.pt/users/jt_rebelo/statuses/116351179947206771Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:35:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:31:04 GMT]]>@graste It helps in that anything called co-pilot I can ignore.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://metalhead.club/users/SteveClough/statuses/116351163753423300https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://metalhead.club/users/SteveClough/statuses/116351163753423300Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:31:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:40:50 GMT]]>@graste Everything's a drum! https://auntydonna.fandom.com/wiki/Everything%27s_A_Drum

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fediscience.org/users/mothlight/statuses/116350966178763978https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fediscience.org/users/mothlight/statuses/116350966178763978Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:40:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:11:47 GMT]]>@graste Same with "Outlook".

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/Fonant/statuses/116350851987479225https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/Fonant/statuses/116350851987479225Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:11:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 06:45:22 GMT]]>@Dany @graste
"Everything everywhere all at once".

But don't forget: "For entertainment only"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://23.social/users/musevg/statuses/116350748104729379https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://23.social/users/musevg/statuses/116350748104729379Sun, 05 Apr 2026 06:45:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 05:53:15 GMT]]>@graste Like an evjl virus infecting everything Microsoft.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nz/ap/users/115828656027457735/statuses/116350543135475030https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nz/ap/users/115828656027457735/statuses/116350543135475030Sun, 05 Apr 2026 05:53:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 04:55:07 GMT]]>@jt_rebelo @benh @graste

Sir Slopilot, the long-lost cousin of Sir Lancelot, long lost because he fscked up any knightly combat he was involved in. Legend has it that he was resurrected hundreds of years later, with a minor name change, as a Microsoft product that fscked up any application it was involved in.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/dpnash/statuses/116350314552263187https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/dpnash/statuses/116350314552263187Sun, 05 Apr 2026 04:55:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 03:23:49 GMT]]>@graste

I thought it was one product.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hulvr.com/users/jimgon/statuses/116349955592382562https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hulvr.com/users/jimgon/statuses/116349955592382562Sun, 05 Apr 2026 03:23:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 01:55:53 GMT]]>@Li @graste such a Microsoft thing to do. Come up with a new brand identity, then slap it on everything until it means nothing.

But if this means we're getting another video of a sweaty Steve Ballmer shouting, "The keeEeEeEeey to copilot is...
👉DEVELOPERS👈" then I'm all for it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://saltylike.us/users/tuckerm/statuses/116349609822516224https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://saltylike.us/users/tuckerm/statuses/116349609822516224Sun, 05 Apr 2026 01:55:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 01:53:14 GMT]]>@graste "copilot in viva glint" is just throwing syllables at the wall and adding "copilot"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://critter.cafe/users/irina/statuses/116349599351878789https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://critter.cafe/users/irina/statuses/116349599351878789Sun, 05 Apr 2026 01:53:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:58:07 GMT]]>@graste "Copilot in Viva Glint" sounds like a rock opera.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/joelvanderwerf/statuses/116349382641554621https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/joelvanderwerf/statuses/116349382641554621Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:58:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:56:16 GMT]]>@graste

It's replicating like Agent Smith

"The best thing about being me, there's so many me's"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/dianea/statuses/116349375374697945https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/dianea/statuses/116349375374697945Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:56:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:48:36 GMT]]>@graste hahaha

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116349345267178179https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116349345267178179Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:48:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:17:11 GMT]]>@regendans Want a job in the industry? Just pay us thousands of dollars in order to get a piece of paper that certifies your expertise.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116349221672070303https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116349221672070303Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:17:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:12:32 GMT]]>@elduvelle @graste This is what happened to Intel. They spread themselves to thin which made their main product line suffer.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116349203443581134https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116349203443581134Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:12:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 23:20:02 GMT]]>@mls14 @graste This is far more clever than it has any right to be.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116348996990652785https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116348996990652785Sat, 04 Apr 2026 23:20:02 GMT