"How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@graste Microsoft just needs to rename itself Copilot and call it done. They won't, because that would be corporate suicide, but a monkey can dream.

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@mls14 @graste This is far more clever than it has any right to be.

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@elduvelle @graste This is what happened to Intel. They spread themselves to thin which made their main product line suffer.

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@regendans Want a job in the industry? Just pay us thousands of dollars in order to get a piece of paper that certifies your expertise.

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

@graste hahaha

[dianea@lgbtqia.space]

@graste

It's replicating like Agent Smith

"The best thing about being me, there's so many me's"

[joelvanderwerf@mastodon.social]

@graste "Copilot in Viva Glint" sounds like a rock opera.

[irina@critter.cafe]

@graste "copilot in viva glint" is just throwing syllables at the wall and adding "copilot"

[tuckerm@saltylike.us]

@Li @graste such a Microsoft thing to do. Come up with a new brand identity, then slap it on everything until it means nothing.

But if this means we're getting another video of a sweaty Steve Ballmer shouting, "The keeEeEeEeey to copilot is...
DEVELOPERS" then I'm all for it.

[jimgon@hulvr.com]

@graste

I thought it was one product.

[dpnash@c.im]

@jt_rebelo @benh @graste

Sir Slopilot, the long-lost cousin of Sir Lancelot, long lost because he fscked up any knightly combat he was involved in. Legend has it that he was resurrected hundreds of years later, with a minor name change, as a Microsoft product that fscked up any application it was involved in.

[iveyline@mastodon.nz]

@graste Like an evjl virus infecting everything Microsoft.

[musevg@23.social]

@Dany @graste
"Everything everywhere all at once".

But don't forget: "For entertainment only"

[fonant@social.vivaldi.net]

@graste Same with "Outlook".

[mothlight@fediscience.org]

@graste Everything's a drum! https://auntydonna.fandom.com/wiki/Everything%27s_A_Drum

[steveclough@metalhead.club]

@graste It helps in that anything called co-pilot I can ignore.

[jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt]

@dpnash a knight so useless that he could only be used for entertainment purposes.
@benh @graste

[ndw@toot.wales]

@graste "For entertainment purposes only."

[andrewt@mathstodon.xyz]

@slothrop @drmikepj @graste I had to work with both Lync and LINQ at one job, at least Microsoft spelled them differently

[glennseto@mastodon.social]

@graste Jesus with Copilot is my copilot.