It happened.
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@c_9 i’m biased - insert obligatory i don’t speak for my employer disclaimer here - but it’s a little bit annoying how these sites aggregate every statused incident across every single sub service; it discourages operators from being transparent
@phillmv Understood, and I would share that concern if I was part of a thing being evaluated I bet. I’m glad this one shows the sub services, for those who want that info.
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 In the last few months, there seems to be *something* down several times per week. And it doesn't matter if other things are up: if even one link is broken, the whole chain doesn't work.
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 "If even *we* can't do it, imagine how badly *your* engineers would run this place."
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 at least they score one nine in number of incidents (94)

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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 Still 84%? Feels much less to us here. More like 64% or so…

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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9
And none of the bars are blue? Maybe it should be down for maintenance more often, and less often for unplanned reasons. -
It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 they are playing a long game.
make github shit enough so that Team Foundation Version Control starts looking good.
if you squint. while high. -
@c_9 they are playing a long game.
make github shit enough so that Team Foundation Version Control starts looking good.
if you squint. while high. -
@code_disaster @kaasbaas @c_9 gack choke cough sputter
Yikes!
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 Fairly confident they are slopping, and other products will be degrading at varying rates.
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9
Yes, but look at it from the bright side: the shareholders are happy! Right?
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 Back to the days when SourceSafe would corrupt the repository....
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 Waiting for nine zeroes.
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@phillmv Understood, and I would share that concern if I was part of a thing being evaluated I bet. I’m glad this one shows the sub services, for those who want that info.
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 They were only trying to recreate the microsoft logo with those colors! But they are missing some blue/maintenance

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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 I’m running git on my own server: 100%
. Makes me wonder if it’s not possible to have a decentralized git system like Mastodon, would make so much sense! -
It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 fin.al.app.roa.ch
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It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

@c_9 co.it.us
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