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  • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

    It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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    #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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    merms@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    #6

    @c_9 "If even *we* can't do it, imagine how badly *your* engineers would run this place."

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    • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

      It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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      #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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      #7

      @c_9 Don't forget this:

      https://www.dayswithoutgithubincident.com/

      That "High Score" is embarrassing

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      • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

        It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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        #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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        lpryszcz@genomic.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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        #8

        @c_9 at least they score one nine in number of incidents (94) 🤣

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        • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

          It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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          #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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          izzyondroid@floss.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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          @c_9 Still 84%? Feels much less to us here. More like 64% or so…

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          • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

            It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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            #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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            gnate@ohai.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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            #10

            @c_9
            And none of the bars are blue? Maybe it should be down for maintenance more often, and less often for unplanned reasons.

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            • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

              It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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              #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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              kaasbaas@mastodon.africaK This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote last edited by
              #11

              @c_9 they are playing a long game.
              make github shit enough so that Team Foundation Version Control starts looking good.
              if you squint. while high.

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              • kaasbaas@mastodon.africaK kaasbaas@mastodon.africa

                @c_9 they are playing a long game.
                make github shit enough so that Team Foundation Version Control starts looking good.
                if you squint. while high.

                code_disaster@mastodon.gamedev.placeC This user is from outside of this forum
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                #12

                @kaasbaas @c_9 Maybe they prepare to introduce SSC.

                SourceSafe Cloud.

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                • code_disaster@mastodon.gamedev.placeC code_disaster@mastodon.gamedev.place

                  @kaasbaas @c_9 Maybe they prepare to introduce SSC.

                  SourceSafe Cloud.

                  hyc@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @code_disaster @kaasbaas @c_9 gack choke cough sputter

                  Yikes!

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                  • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                    It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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                    #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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                    r0ss@social.lolR This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @c_9 Fairly confident they are slopping, and other products will be degrading at varying rates.

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                    • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                      It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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                      #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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                      #15

                      @c_9
                      Yes, but look at it from the bright side: the shareholders are happy! Right?
                      😁

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                      • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                        It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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                        #Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

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                        @c_9 Back to the days when SourceSafe would corrupt the repository....

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                        • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                          It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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                          @c_9 Waiting for nine zeroes.

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                          • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                            @phillmv Understood, and I would share that concern if I was part of a thing being evaluated I bet. I’m glad this one shows the sub services, for those who want that info.

                            windofchange@mastodon.onlineW This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @c_9 @phillmv given the history of "controversial" decisions, IMHO MS deservers to be ridiculed.

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                            • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                              It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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                              @c_9 They were only trying to recreate the microsoft logo with those colors! But they are missing some blue/maintenance 😞

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                              • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                                It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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                                @c_9 I’m running git on my own server: 100% 😂. Makes me wonder if it’s not possible to have a decentralized git system like Mastodon, would make so much sense!

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                                • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

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                                  @c_9 fin.al.app.roa.ch

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                                  • c_9@mstdn.caC c_9@mstdn.ca

                                    It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

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                                    @c_9 co.it.us

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