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</div><p></p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Microslop" rel="tag">#<span>Microslop</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/AISlop" rel="tag">#<span>AISlop</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/EmpireInDecline" rel="tag">#<span>EmpireInDecline</span></a></p>

<div class="row mt-3"><div class="col-12 mt-3"><img class="img-thumbnail" src="https://cdn.mstdn.ca/media_attachments/files/116/535/723/513/178/890/original/cd1442273bd6681f.png" alt="Link Preview Image" /></div></div>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f49393bd-ac25-4ea3-bb67-b2de60f07902/it-happened.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 22:29:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f49393bd-ac25-4ea3-bb67-b2de60f07902.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 22:47:07 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Mon, 11 May 2026 19:43:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> co.it.us</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/1div0/statuses/116557649380501043</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/1div0/statuses/116557649380501043</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[1div0@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 19:43:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Mon, 11 May 2026 16:57:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> fin.al.app.roa.ch</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/1div0/statuses/116556997968097059</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/1div0/statuses/116556997968097059</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[1div0@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 16:57:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Mon, 11 May 2026 11:55:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> I’m running git on my own server: 100% <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" />. Makes me wonder if it’s not possible to have a decentralized git system like Mastodon, would make so much sense!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://phpc.social/users/Blf_tpe/statuses/116555810989090537</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://phpc.social/users/Blf_tpe/statuses/116555810989090537</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[blf_tpe@phpc.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 11:55:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Mon, 11 May 2026 10:27:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> They were only trying to recreate the microsoft logo with those colors! But they are missing some blue/maintenance <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61e.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://piaille.fr/users/thibaut_plg/statuses/116555463826845577</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://piaille.fr/users/thibaut_plg/statuses/116555463826845577</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thibaut_plg@piaille.fr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 10:27:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 12:02:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/phillmv%40hachyderm.io">@<span>phillmv</span></a></span> given the history of "controversial" decisions, IMHO MS deservers to be ridiculed.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/WindOfChange/statuses/116544515104095953</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/WindOfChange/statuses/116544515104095953</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[windofchange@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 12:02:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 11:03:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> Waiting for nine zeroes.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://society.oftrolls.com/users/mansr/statuses/116544281766975181</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://society.oftrolls.com/users/mansr/statuses/116544281766975181</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mansr@society.oftrolls.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 11:03:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 10:02:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> Back to the days when SourceSafe would corrupt the repository....</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://digipres.club/users/philpem/statuses/116544043726445910</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://digipres.club/users/philpem/statuses/116544043726445910</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[philpem@digipres.club]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 10:02:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 08:44:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> <br />Yes, but look at it from the bright side: the shareholders are happy! Right?<br /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f601.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--grin" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😁" alt="😁" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hsnl.social/users/axel/statuses/116543736073605791</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hsnl.social/users/axel/statuses/116543736073605791</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[axel@hsnl.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 08:44:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 06:32:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> Fairly confident they are slopping, and other products will be degrading at varying rates.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.lol/ap/users/115815581701197835/statuses/116543217813528555</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.lol/ap/users/115815581701197835/statuses/116543217813528555</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[r0ss@social.lol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 06:32:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 06:30:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@code_disaster">@<span>code_disaster</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/kaasbaas%40mastodon.africa">@<span>kaasbaas</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> gack choke cough sputter</p><p>Yikes!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hyc/statuses/116543206897098483</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hyc/statuses/116543206897098483</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyc@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 06:30:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 06:13:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/kaasbaas%40mastodon.africa">@<span>kaasbaas</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> Maybe they prepare to introduce SSC.</p><p>SourceSafe Cloud.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/code_disaster/statuses/116543139363600673</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/code_disaster/statuses/116543139363600673</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[code_disaster@mastodon.gamedev.place]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 06:13:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 04:57:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> they are playing a long game.<br />make github shit enough so that Team Foundation Version Control  starts looking good. <br />if you squint. while high.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.africa/users/kaasbaas/statuses/116542840954491735</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.africa/users/kaasbaas/statuses/116542840954491735</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kaasbaas@mastodon.africa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 04:57:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Sat, 09 May 2026 04:55:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span><br />And none of the bars are blue? Maybe it should be down for maintenance more often, and less often for unplanned reasons.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/gnate/statuses/116542835264203066</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/gnate/statuses/116542835264203066</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gnate@ohai.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 04:55:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Fri, 08 May 2026 19:34:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> Still 84%? Feels much less to us here. More like 64% or so…</p>

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And it doesn't matter if other things are up: if even one link is broken, the whole chain doesn't work.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://phpc.social/users/afilina/statuses/116536876984228933</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://phpc.social/users/afilina/statuses/116536876984228933</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[afilina@phpc.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 03:40:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Thu, 07 May 2026 23:40:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/phillmv%40hachyderm.io">@<span>phillmv</span></a></span> Understood, and I would share that concern if I was part of a thing being evaluated I bet. I’m glad this one shows the sub services, for those who want that info.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/c_9/statuses/116535933284580087</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/c_9/statuses/116535933284580087</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[c_9@mstdn.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 23:40:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Thu, 07 May 2026 23:15:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/c_9%40mstdn.ca">@<span>c_9</span></a></span> i’m biased - insert obligatory i don’t speak for my employer disclaimer here - but it’s a little bit annoying how these sites aggregate every statused incident across every single sub service; it discourages operators from being transparent</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/phillmv/statuses/116535834307231905</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/phillmv/statuses/116535834307231905</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[phillmv@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 23:15:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It happened. on Thu, 07 May 2026 22:50:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>(Yes I know this isn’t new news. But it was news to me as I don’t track the uptime. You are welcome to feel superior in your tracking without tagging me.)</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/c_9/statuses/116535738499409868</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/c_9/statuses/116535738499409868</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[c_9@mstdn.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 22:50:52 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>