It happened.

[c_9@mstdn.ca]

It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

The Missing GitHub Status Page

Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.

(mrshu.github.io)

#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

[c_9@mstdn.ca]

(Yes I know this isn’t new news. But it was news to me as I don’t track the uptime. You are welcome to feel superior in your tracking without tagging me.)

[phillmv@hachyderm.io]

@c_9 i’m biased - insert obligatory i don’t speak for my employer disclaimer here - but it’s a little bit annoying how these sites aggregate every statused incident across every single sub service; it discourages operators from being transparent

[c_9@mstdn.ca]

@phillmv Understood, and I would share that concern if I was part of a thing being evaluated I bet. I’m glad this one shows the sub services, for those who want that info.

[afilina@phpc.social]

@c_9 In the last few months, there seems to be *something* down several times per week. And it doesn't matter if other things are up: if even one link is broken, the whole chain doesn't work.

[merms@mastodon.social]

@c_9 "If even *we* can't do it, imagine how badly *your* engineers would run this place."

[spartanatreyu@mastodon.social]

@c_9 Don't forget this:

https://www.dayswithoutgithubincident.com/

That "High Score" is embarrassing

[lpryszcz@genomic.social]

@c_9 at least they score one nine in number of incidents (94)

[izzyondroid@floss.social]

@c_9 Still 84%? Feels much less to us here. More like 64% or so…

[gnate@ohai.social]

@c_9
And none of the bars are blue? Maybe it should be down for maintenance more often, and less often for unplanned reasons.

[kaasbaas@mastodon.africa]

@c_9 they are playing a long game.
make github shit enough so that Team Foundation Version Control starts looking good.
if you squint. while high.

[code_disaster@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@kaasbaas @c_9 Maybe they prepare to introduce SSC.

SourceSafe Cloud.

[hyc@mastodon.social]

@code_disaster @kaasbaas @c_9 gack choke cough sputter

Yikes!

[r0ss@social.lol]

@c_9 Fairly confident they are slopping, and other products will be degrading at varying rates.

[axel@hsnl.social]

@c_9
Yes, but look at it from the bright side: the shareholders are happy! Right?

[philpem@digipres.club]

@c_9 Back to the days when SourceSafe would corrupt the repository....

[mansr@society.oftrolls.com]

@c_9 Waiting for nine zeroes.

[windofchange@mastodon.online]

@c_9 @phillmv given the history of "controversial" decisions, IMHO MS deservers to be ridiculed.

[thibaut_plg@piaille.fr]

@c_9 They were only trying to recreate the microsoft logo with those colors! But they are missing some blue/maintenance

[blf_tpe@phpc.social]

@c_9 I’m running git on my own server: 100% . Makes me wonder if it’s not possible to have a decentralized git system like Mastodon, would make so much sense!