Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
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@alice Don't share this. The gouv will try to ban vibs!
@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...
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@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...
@alice It's really easy to put a off centered weight to a DC small motor. XD
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice The way the lock spins while open. Its in pure ecstasy.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice You could open two locks at once if you were feeling super frisky.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice into his wife's what?!
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@alice into his wife's what?!
@MachineLordZero it was a furry fanny pack with a TSA lock on it.
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@MachineLordZero it was a furry fanny pack with a TSA lock on it.
@alice Oh! You're in America. For some reason the US calls the backside a fanny.
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@alice Oh! You're in America. For some reason the US calls the backside a fanny.
@MachineLordZero well, they did in like the 1920s. In the UK women wear their fanny packs on the front instead (so I've heard).
