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First Moon landing in 53 years. Historic achievement. Humanity's greatest moment.Launched on April Fools' Day. During an unpopular war. While the world is focused on Epstein.And not a single independent satellite from China, Russia, or India saw anything.The silence from Moscow and Beijing is deafening. They have cameras over Florida. They show empty sky.But NASA has beautiful videos. Very beautiful. The most beautiful videos.This is not skepticism. This is pattern recognition.https://newsgroup.site/artemis-ii-moon-mission-crew-april-2026/#MoonLanding #Artemis #NASAFAKE #AprilFools #Conspiracy #USA #Moon #Space

@mdmrn The Isekai we all wanted

@MachineLordZero well, they did in like the 1920s. In the UK women wear their fanny packs on the front instead (so I've heard).

No, this isn't an #AprilFools' joke—Skinny Quinny really is THAT cute and that really is her name! She's a friendly gal who loves to play fetch and is eager to train, especially if treats are involved. She's got the looks and the charm—now she just needs to find her people! Stop by our #Salem shelter to meet her Tuesday-Sunday from 11:30 am to 5 pm. #massachusetts #dog #dogs #animal #animals #pet #pets #dogsofmastodon

Claude is so unserious for #AprilFools

@iFixit apple execs: "folks! we were joking! there's no *WAY* we want hardware that is field repairable! that's just crazy talk! get 'em all back!"

@realtegan That’s hilarious! I had to double check my own math for a second. Your husband sounds like the kind of teacher that makes lessons unforgettable, his students won’t forget 7 × 13 anytime soon!

@mainframed767 omg this? https://mastodon.online/@virtualbri/116332579510683537

Remember folks! Its Official Don't Trust The Internet, No We Really Mean It EXTRA Day!Hate April 1. I gotta put up with this bullshit in ADDITION to the macro-bullshit happening everywhere.#grumpy #aprilfools #WANGTASTIC

#OTD 2002 Google revealed the secret of its search ranking tech: pigeons.April Fools! PigeonRank claimed queries were sent to a “data coop,” where flocks watched flashing results and pecked rubber bars to rank pages in true pecking order.Revisit this fine feathered foolishness on the Wayback Machine ️https://web.archive.org/web/20020401000000/http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html#WebNostalgia #InternetHistory #WaybackMachine #AprilFools #April1st

@apriloq Chef's kiss from April. lol. Happy Birthday.

Read FOWL PLAY • by Jennifer Peaslee -- Horror -- #AprilFools'Day #CarAccidents #co-workers #death https://everydayfiction.com/?p=24129

Somebody would like you to know he's decided April 1 is for goofing around, not playing pranks. You're more than welcome to join him. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #FediCats #AprilFools

The April fools custom proved so popular we’re now doing it EVERY DAY! Sometimes multiple times per day? What is a prank, what is the truth? Who knows? It’s all great fun.#aprilfools #internationalpol #uspol

@feorlen @mozes 26.I got everything off FTP & checked the hashes, so none? But IIRC I had a disk failure & had to go back to the labs to redownload that disk.

So, I acknowledge I have done Sonic a little dirty there.As mentioned, the Sonic games have an amazing array of vocal tracks in their games, starting with Sonic CD. I honestly think it would be hard to imagine any future Sonic games that don't feature some kind of vocal track.So, I think it is only fair, to show some respect and honour the hedgehog and the amazing people at Sonic Team to dedicate my entire Month's #VGMWednesday entries to Sonic songs. With 5 Wednesdays in April, I going to hit up 5 different Sonic games.I'm going to back peddle a little bit, and give Knuckles his dues. 『UNKNOWN FROM M.E』is honestly such a peak Knuckles song.Knuckles will forever be my favourite Sonic character of all time.https://youtu.be/GM8h2Xyis9M?si=5lzCPxwmqrsKcpoA#SonicTheHedgehog #Sonic

What people who don't celebrate it get wrong about April Fool's day is that it is not a bunch of pranks done out of malice. It is tiny silly things done with those you love, like turning a wall clock upside down, or switching out the ink of a red pen to be blue. Its easy to sensationalize that its a day about being horrible to one another, but really it is just be a silly gremlin day.#AprilFools#AprilFoolsDay

At Anthropic, we deeply value the contributions of the open source community. After extensive internal discussion, we’ve decided to release the full Claude codebase under the MIT License.We look forward to seeing what the community builds next.#ai #aprilfools #opensource #privacy #surveillance #technology https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/01/claude_code_source_leak_privacy_nightmare/

@david_chisnall @Em0nM4stodon I'm all for totally poisoning the slop machine with false data to make people stop using it.

Can we - as in the collective Internet - pretty please skip all the April Fool's nonsense? The world doesn't need anymore WTF-ery right now.#aprilfools #donotwant