Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
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@Ollivdb A pornhub channel that is just sexy lockpicking? I could do that
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice shackle go spinny!
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice This started playing as I scrolled past, I was reading another post and suddenly a rattling noise started emanating from my laptop. Had a good 5-10 sec of panic before I realized it wasn't a fan bearing or something.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice *Blink Blink* / *Falls over laughing*
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@alice Seriously. You could make a p* hub channel out of it. As far as I know there is a former phd which now teaches math on p* hub and has more visitors than her former channel on youtube. And she only does that: teaching math. Without any other content.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice Don't share this. The gouv will try to ban vibs!
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@alice Don't share this. The gouv will try to ban vibs!
@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) (@alice@lgbtqia.space)
So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with: - all manners of lockpicks and turning tools - a turning tool (no pick) - a windshield wiper - a street sweeper bristle - a vibrator - a double-ended dildo - a soda can - a plastic soda bottle - my finger - a screwdriver - another lock - a key - another lock's key - a blank key and a small file - an underwire bra - an earring - a popcan tab - a stick - an uncooked spaghetti noodle - a holy cross - a feeler gauge - a bike spoke - a piano wire - an injector mold pin - a bobby pin - a paperclip - a binder clip - a credit card - a piece of string - a butter knife - a bic pen ... I'm probably forgetting a few. #Locksport #DIY #ImprovIsPunkAF
LGBTQIA.Space (lgbtqia.space)
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@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) (@alice@lgbtqia.space)
So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with: - all manners of lockpicks and turning tools - a turning tool (no pick) - a windshield wiper - a street sweeper bristle - a vibrator - a double-ended dildo - a soda can - a plastic soda bottle - my finger - a screwdriver - another lock - a key - another lock's key - a blank key and a small file - an underwire bra - an earring - a popcan tab - a stick - an uncooked spaghetti noodle - a holy cross - a feeler gauge - a bike spoke - a piano wire - an injector mold pin - a bobby pin - a paperclip - a binder clip - a credit card - a piece of string - a butter knife - a bic pen ... I'm probably forgetting a few. #Locksport #DIY #ImprovIsPunkAF
LGBTQIA.Space (lgbtqia.space)
@alice It's really easy to put a off centered weight to a DC small motor. XD
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice The way the lock spins while open. Its in pure ecstasy.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice You could open two locks at once if you were feeling super frisky.
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Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock:
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@alice into his wife's what?!
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@alice into his wife's what?!
@MachineLordZero it was a furry fanny pack with a TSA lock on it.
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@MachineLordZero it was a furry fanny pack with a TSA lock on it.
@alice Oh! You're in America. For some reason the US calls the backside a fanny.
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@alice Oh! You're in America. For some reason the US calls the backside a fanny.
@MachineLordZero well, they did in like the 1920s. In the UK women wear their fanny packs on the front instead (so I've heard).
