Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@foone one of the many reasons I love that toy.

[zamnight@mastodon.social]

@alice Clearly a tragedy the term 'lock bumping' is already taken.

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@alice omg Alice that is HILARIOUS

[ollivdb@nrw.social]

@alice Seriously. You could make a p* hub channel out of it. As far as I know there is a former phd which now teaches math on p* hub and has more visitors than her former channel on youtube. And she only does that: teaching math. Without any other content.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Ollivdb A pornhub channel that is just sexy lockpicking? I could do that

[ollivdb@nrw.social]

@alice

https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/global-trends/zara-dar-who-quit-phd-for-onlyfans-now-uploads-educational-videos-on-pornhub-says-earnings-3-times-higher-than-youtube/articleshow/117198786.cms

[ollivdb@nrw.social]

@alice

Maybe you can make some profit out of it. You don't even need to show anything of you, but only the lockpicking stuff.

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@alice This answers a question I've had for years. Thank you.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@drwho glad I could hit you with some educational content

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@alice @Ollivdb not even fiercely sexy is needed. This is solid: unexpected and epic and ‘wrong’ and and wtf and goofy and I’d subscribe.

[steadilyebbing@girlcock.club]

@alice shackle go spinny!

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@alice wait… dat sticker! @1dark1 another sighting!

[itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems]

@alice This started playing as I scrolled past, I was reading another post and suddenly a rattling noise started emanating from my laptop. Had a good 5-10 sec of panic before I realized it wasn't a fan bearing or something.

[elfin@mstdn.social]

@alice *Blink Blink* / *Falls over laughing*

[eruonna@lgbtqia.space]

@Ollivdb @alice ooh, I could do that

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@eruonna I'd watch that

@Ollivdb

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@eruonna for the math, of course!

@Ollivdb

[jacket@tech.lgbt]

@alice Don't share this. The gouv will try to ban vibs!

[eruonna@lgbtqia.space]

@alice

Learn all about the Tits group and the Cox-Zucker machine

@Ollivdb

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) (@alice@lgbtqia.space)

So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with: - all manners of lockpicks and turning tools - a turning tool (no pick) - a windshield wiper - a street sweeper bristle - a vibrator - a double-ended dildo - a soda can - a plastic soda bottle - my finger - a screwdriver - another lock - a key - another lock's key - a blank key and a small file - an underwire bra - an earring - a popcan tab - a stick - an uncooked spaghetti noodle - a holy cross - a feeler gauge - a bike spoke - a piano wire - an injector mold pin - a bobby pin - a paperclip - a binder clip - a credit card - a piece of string - a butter knife - a bic pen ... I'm probably forgetting a few. #Locksport #DIY #ImprovIsPunkAF

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