<![CDATA[Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*]]>Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

The lock: 😳

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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/e8a93dd5-ea11-4f80-a119-16a5b0453109/lockpicking-lawyer-posts-a-video-about-getting-into-his-wife-s-furry-fannyRSS for NodeMon, 06 Apr 2026 07:43:34 GMTWed, 01 Apr 2026 21:31:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:24:07 GMT]]>@MachineLordZero well, they did in like the 1920s. In the UK women wear their fanny packs on the front instead (so I've heard).

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116335800945316381https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116335800945316381Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:24:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:23:39 GMT]]>@alice Oh! You're in America. For some reason the US calls the backside a fanny.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MachineLordZero/statuses/116334383569341956https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MachineLordZero/statuses/116334383569341956Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:23:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 07:00:40 GMT]]>@MachineLordZero it was a furry fanny pack with a TSA lock on it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116333821340158898https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116333821340158898Thu, 02 Apr 2026 07:00:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 04:26:12 GMT]]>@alice into his wife's what?!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MachineLordZero/statuses/116333213962688640https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MachineLordZero/statuses/116333213962688640Thu, 02 Apr 2026 04:26:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 03:31:41 GMT]]>@alice You could open two locks at once if you were feeling super frisky.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/eedly/statuses/116332999586854921https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/eedly/statuses/116332999586854921Thu, 02 Apr 2026 03:31:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:56:40 GMT]]>@alice The way the lock spins while open. Its in pure ecstasy.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116332625953923701https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mrgrumpymonkey/statuses/116332625953923701Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:56:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:18:11 GMT]]>@alice

Well, of course. I'm just talking about math πŸ˜‡

@Ollivdb

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116332474650902842https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116332474650902842Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:18:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:17:27 GMT]]>@eruonna omg, that's a real thing 🀣

"Cox-Zucker machine" 🀭

I'm like 12...

@Ollivdb

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332471718782399https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332471718782399Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:17:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:16:51 GMT]]>@alice It's really easy to put a off centered weight to a DC small motor. XD

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/jacket/statuses/116332469407005521https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/jacket/statuses/116332469407005521Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:16:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:14:15 GMT]]>@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...

πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„) (@alice@lgbtqia.space)

So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with: - all manners of lockpicks and turning tools - a turning tool (no pick) - a windshield wiper - a street sweeper bristle - a vibrator - a double-ended dildo - a soda can - a plastic soda bottle - my finger - a screwdriver - another lock - a key - another lock's key - a blank key and a small file - an underwire bra - an earring - a popcan tab - a stick - an uncooked spaghetti noodle - a holy cross - a feeler gauge - a bike spoke - a piano wire - an injector mold pin - a bobby pin - a paperclip - a binder clip - a credit card - a piece of string - a butter knife - a bic pen ... I'm probably forgetting a few. #Locksport #DIY #ImprovIsPunkAF

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332459192101505https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332459192101505Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:14:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:10:37 GMT]]>@alice

Learn all about the Tits group and the Cox-Zucker machine

@Ollivdb

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116332444854847420https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116332444854847420Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:10:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:09:20 GMT]]>@alice Don't share this. The gouv will try to ban vibs!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/jacket/statuses/116332439851388343https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/jacket/statuses/116332439851388343Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:09:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:02:29 GMT]]>@eruonna for the math, of course! 😳

@Ollivdb

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332412886559758https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332412886559758Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:02:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:01:20 GMT]]>@eruonna I'd watch that 😊

@Ollivdb

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332408377942071https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116332408377942071Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:01:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:52:50 GMT]]>@Ollivdb @alice ooh, I could do that 🀣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116332374969932625https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116332374969932625Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:52:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:47:44 GMT]]>@alice *Blink Blink* / *Falls over laughing*

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/elfin/statuses/116332354897577342https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/elfin/statuses/116332354897577342Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:47:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:33:27 GMT]]>@alice This started playing as I scrolled past, I was reading another post and suddenly a rattling noise started emanating from my laptop. Had a good 5-10 sec of panic before I realized it wasn't a fan bearing or something.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/itsmaya/statuses/116332298701453301https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/itsmaya/statuses/116332298701453301Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:33:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:14:22 GMT]]>@alice wait… dat sticker! @1dark1 another sighting!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/cascheranno/statuses/116332223666328920https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/cascheranno/statuses/116332223666328920Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:14:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:13:48 GMT]]>@alice shackle go spinny!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/steadilyebbing/statuses/116332221489201864https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/steadilyebbing/statuses/116332221489201864Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:13:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:11:00 GMT]]>@alice @Ollivdb not even fiercely sexy is needed. This is solid: unexpected and epic and β€˜wrong’ and and wtf and goofy and I’d subscribe.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/cascheranno/statuses/116332210475297250https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/cascheranno/statuses/116332210475297250Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:11:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:09:33 GMT]]>@drwho glad I could hit you with some educational content 😁

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116331968827533382https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116331968827533382Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:09:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:06:37 GMT]]>@alice This answers a question I've had for years. Thank you.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116331957312993319https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116331957312993319Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:06:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:05:27 GMT]]>@alice

Maybe you can make some profit out of it. You don't even need to show anything of you, but only the lockpicking stuff.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://nrw.social/users/Ollivdb/statuses/116331952704912001https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://nrw.social/users/Ollivdb/statuses/116331952704912001Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:05:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny* on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:03:52 GMT]]>@alice

https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/global-trends/zara-dar-who-quit-phd-for-onlyfans-now-uploads-educational-videos-on-pornhub-says-earnings-3-times-higher-than-youtube/articleshow/117198786.cms

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://nrw.social/users/Ollivdb/statuses/116331946495578199https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://nrw.social/users/Ollivdb/statuses/116331946495578199Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:03:52 GMT