keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@revoluciana francine’s red hot

[randy_s@mefi.social]

@jepyang
Another term for a travel taco? (NOT a walking taco, that's just a frito pie, totally different thing)

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised

[bikil@mastoart.social]

@jepyang well it's obviously a very tiny oven warmer that contains very tiny tacos that you can eat on the go

[technicolourpenguin@void.lgbt]

@JoscelynTransient

Capsaicin lube exists

I wouldn't recommend it

But it is out there.


@revoluciana @jepyang

[mxjaygrant@triangletoot.party]

@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang yessssss! I want this!

[neia@zoner.work]

@jepyang@wandering.shop I looked it up, and the first result I got was a recipe site that didn't actually have a recipe? It was a full article like you'd expect on a recipe blog (some cooking tips, variation ideas, storage/reheating), but it didn't have the recipe.

I suspect it was either poorly scraped from some other site, or generated by an LLM.

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@mxjaygrant @jepyang

I could taco 'bout this subject all day

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@JoscelynTransient @jepyang

It's my body my choice, Joscelyn! Be careful or we'll have to have a sit down taco 'bout bodily autacomeat.

[abetterjulie@wandering.shop]

@jepyang foldable plate that catches all your dropped taco bits. Then, you fold it and funnel the bits into your mouth.

[aizuchi@hachyderm.io]

@revoluciana @JoscelynTransient @jepyang 🫠

[bluewitchgwen@girlcock.club]

@technicolourpenguin @JoscelynTransient @revoluciana @jepyang
There's perfectly safe capsaicin lubes, they have it in very small quantities to produce a warming effect; lots of people find it pleasant!

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@neia lmao i love that

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@neia it’s apparently a phone accessory to add retro game controller buttons to your phone for emulators

i have NO IDEA why they called it that

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@revoluciana @JoscelynTransient “bodily autacomeat” lmao dead

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang @JoscelynTransient

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@revoluciana @jepyang I didn't say you couldn't....just seems like not a great idea...possible risk of inflammation...unless you're into that?

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@bluewitchgwen @technicolourpenguin @revoluciana @jepyang Okay, yes...but that is not hot sauce. I just...do I have to be that bitch on the fediverse saying "DON'T PUT TABASCO ON YOUR VULVA"????

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@JoscelynTransient @jepyang

In*flamm*ation? Look at the picture, Jocelyn! It's *Fire!* sauce!