keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang I don't know but by the law of anagrams it should be used in conjunction with your "cock teapot".
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@jepyang Is it time for me to stop yet?
By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
I'm picturing a small, hinged, hard-sided Tupperware the size and shape of a hard taco shell, designed to store a taco without crushing it. -
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By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.
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@jepyang just gotta say, this is literally the spiciest content I have ever posted on the interwebs.
And I post about my own vagina, tentacles, and ask for dildo recommendations.


Also, I had no idea that's where it would end up when I started writing it lol
@revoluciana lmao this is the spicy content i want on my feed
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@revoluciana lmao this is the spicy content i want on my feed
@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
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@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
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@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
@revoluciana francine’s red hot
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
Another term for a travel taco? (NOT a walking taco, that's just a frito pie, totally different thing) -
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised

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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang well it's obviously a very tiny oven warmer that contains very tiny tacos that you can eat on the go
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@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
@JoscelynTransient
Capsaicin lube exists
I wouldn't recommend it
But it is out there.
@revoluciana @jepyang -
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter

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@revoluciana francine’s red hot
@jepyang yessssss! I want this!
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang@wandering.shop I looked it up, and the first result I got was a recipe site that didn't actually have a recipe? It was a full article like you'd expect on a recipe blog (some cooking tips, variation ideas, storage/reheating), but it didn't have the recipe.
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@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter

I could taco 'bout this subject all day
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@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised

It's my body my choice, Joscelyn! Be careful or we'll have to have a sit down taco 'bout bodily autacomeat.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang foldable plate that catches all your dropped taco bits. Then, you fold it and funnel the bits into your mouth.
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It's my body my choice, Joscelyn! Be careful or we'll have to have a sit down taco 'bout bodily autacomeat.
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@JoscelynTransient
Capsaicin lube exists
I wouldn't recommend it
But it is out there.
@revoluciana @jepyang@technicolourpenguin @JoscelynTransient @revoluciana @jepyang
There's perfectly safe capsaicin lubes, they have it in very small quantities to produce a warming effect; lots of people find it pleasant!

