keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
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@jiub but a pussy is already a…??
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@jepyang They're little creatures that resemble tacos and you have to catch them all using pokébowls.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang short for pocket tacolator, Tacos Instruments and Hewlett Tacos were among the first to introduce electronic pocket tacolators but I'd be remiss not to mention mechanical pocket tacolators like the Curta Taco I and Taco II. These days most people use virtual pocket tacolators running as software on their pocket tacophones, or even tacowatches. While advanced tacolation can be done in tacosheet software like OpenTaco.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang based on the other things I've seen named like this.... I think it's a circuit board with a wifi module that can serve a single webpage to whoever's within like a few meters of you. (see e.g. https://oldbytes.space/@Wintermute_BBS/116098322023226261)
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang I don't know but by the law of anagrams it should be used in conjunction with your "cock teapot".
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@jepyang Is it time for me to stop yet?
By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
I'm picturing a small, hinged, hard-sided Tupperware the size and shape of a hard taco shell, designed to store a taco without crushing it. -
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By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.
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@jepyang just gotta say, this is literally the spiciest content I have ever posted on the interwebs.
And I post about my own vagina, tentacles, and ask for dildo recommendations.
Also, I had no idea that's where it would end up when I started writing it lol
@revoluciana lmao this is the spicy content i want on my feed
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@revoluciana lmao this is the spicy content i want on my feed
@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
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@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
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@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
@revoluciana francine’s red hot
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
Another term for a travel taco? (NOT a walking taco, that's just a frito pie, totally different thing) -
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang well it's obviously a very tiny oven warmer that contains very tiny tacos that you can eat on the go
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@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
@JoscelynTransient
Capsaicin lube exists
I wouldn't recommend it
But it is out there.
@revoluciana @jepyang -
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter
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@revoluciana francine’s red hot
@jepyang yessssss! I want this!
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang@wandering.shop I looked it up, and the first result I got was a recipe site that didn't actually have a recipe? It was a full article like you'd expect on a recipe blog (some cooking tips, variation ideas, storage/reheating), but it didn't have the recipe.
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@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter
I could taco 'bout this subject all day
