keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
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@jepyang it's legitimately just a taco bell supreme taco in a vinyl pouch that you can keep in your pocket for later. Like an old pocket protector, but instead of being for pens, it holds one taco. The vinyl catches the grease, but one of the problems is that the taco sauce breaks down the part where the seal is, so I haven't been able to make mine last very long. I just get slick, greasy thighs after a while.
Oh, and then I also forgot to check my pockets once and washed the taco in the laundry and it didn't turn out well. That grease stains and there were bits of lettuce and meat and a weird fibrous material all over my clothes, but especially my pocket.
It's nice, though, to just have a taco in your pocket for whenever you feel like you want some taco.
@jepyang I'll be honest. These days I just use a regular ziplock bag when I want to carry a taco in my pocket, which is most days (maybe that's the problem, I'm a power user). It's not as fancy as the official Pocket Taco, but like, it works and ironically I generally have less mess.
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@jepyang I'll be honest. These days I just use a regular ziplock bag when I want to carry a taco in my pocket, which is most days (maybe that's the problem, I'm a power user). It's not as fancy as the official Pocket Taco, but like, it works and ironically I generally have less mess.
@jepyang omg, it just occurred to me.
️ I could be carrying this in my purse instead of my pocket. If I did that, I would have more room for a hot dog in my pocket, which is always a struggle with the taco in the same bag. I can't keep the hot dog from trying to push into the taco. There's just nowhere else for it to go when it's in that confined space.
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@jepyang omg, it just occurred to me.
️ I could be carrying this in my purse instead of my pocket. If I did that, I would have more room for a hot dog in my pocket, which is always a struggle with the taco in the same bag. I can't keep the hot dog from trying to push into the taco. There's just nowhere else for it to go when it's in that confined space.
@jepyang I'm wondering, you know, I have a couple of pockets, which means if I really wanted to, I have two places to put my hot dogs, but sometimes I'm just to full to need another one, so it seems unnecessary. Then again, sometimes I'm just really hungry.
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@jepyang I'm wondering, you know, I have a couple of pockets, which means if I really wanted to, I have two places to put my hot dogs, but sometimes I'm just to full to need another one, so it seems unnecessary. Then again, sometimes I'm just really hungry.
@jepyang Is it time for me to stop yet?
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@silvermoon82 @theynege really glad i’m not the only one who had this exact thought
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@jepyang Is it time for me to stop yet?
@revoluciana no lmao
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@jepyang@wandering.shop pocket pussy
@jiub but a pussy is already a…??
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@revoluciana no lmao
@jepyang well, I was just going to say that admittedly, the hot dog covered in taco
juice is 
*chefs kiss*So, yeah, I know it's not everyone's thing but when the hot dog
slips in it's pretty amazing. Just, sometimes you want just a taco without the hot dog water flavor or vice versa. Just depends on my mood.
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@jepyang well, I was just going to say that admittedly, the hot dog covered in taco
juice is *chefs kiss*So, yeah, I know it's not everyone's thing but when the hot dog
slips in it's pretty amazing. Just, sometimes you want just a taco without the hot dog water flavor or vice versa. Just depends on my mood.
@jepyang just gotta say, this is literally the spiciest content I have ever posted on the interwebs.
And I post about my own vagina, tentacles, and ask for dildo recommendations.
Also, I had no idea that's where it would end up when I started writing it lol
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@jiub but a pussy is already a…??
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@jepyang They're little creatures that resemble tacos and you have to catch them all using pokébowls.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang short for pocket tacolator, Tacos Instruments and Hewlett Tacos were among the first to introduce electronic pocket tacolators but I'd be remiss not to mention mechanical pocket tacolators like the Curta Taco I and Taco II. These days most people use virtual pocket tacolators running as software on their pocket tacophones, or even tacowatches. While advanced tacolation can be done in tacosheet software like OpenTaco.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang based on the other things I've seen named like this.... I think it's a circuit board with a wifi module that can serve a single webpage to whoever's within like a few meters of you. (see e.g. https://oldbytes.space/@Wintermute_BBS/116098322023226261)
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang I don't know but by the law of anagrams it should be used in conjunction with your "cock teapot".
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@jepyang Is it time for me to stop yet?
By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
I'm picturing a small, hinged, hard-sided Tupperware the size and shape of a hard taco shell, designed to store a taco without crushing it. -
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By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.
