keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
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@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
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@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,
taco sauce is just spicy lube.
@revoluciana francine’s red hot
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang
Another term for a travel taco? (NOT a walking taco, that's just a frito pie, totally different thing) -
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang well it's obviously a very tiny oven warmer that contains very tiny tacos that you can eat on the go
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@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
@JoscelynTransient
Capsaicin lube exists
I wouldn't recommend it
But it is out there.
@revoluciana @jepyang -
@jepyang I made this to illustrate.
@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter
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@revoluciana francine’s red hot
@jepyang yessssss! I want this!
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang@wandering.shop I looked it up, and the first result I got was a recipe site that didn't actually have a recipe? It was a full article like you'd expect on a recipe blog (some cooking tips, variation ideas, storage/reheating), but it didn't have the recipe.
I suspect it was either poorly scraped from some other site, or generated by an LLM. -
@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter
I could taco 'bout this subject all day
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@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised
It's my body my choice, Joscelyn! Be careful or we'll have to have a sit down taco 'bout bodily autacomeat.
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keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”
what is the pocket taco and what does it do? wrong answers only
@jepyang foldable plate that catches all your dropped taco bits. Then, you fold it and funnel the bits into your mouth.
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It's my body my choice, Joscelyn! Be careful or we'll have to have a sit down taco 'bout bodily autacomeat.
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@JoscelynTransient
Capsaicin lube exists
I wouldn't recommend it
But it is out there.
@revoluciana @jepyang@technicolourpenguin @JoscelynTransient @revoluciana @jepyang
There's perfectly safe capsaicin lubes, they have it in very small quantities to produce a warming effect; lots of people find it pleasant! -
@jepyang@wandering.shop I looked it up, and the first result I got was a recipe site that didn't actually have a recipe? It was a full article like you'd expect on a recipe blog (some cooking tips, variation ideas, storage/reheating), but it didn't have the recipe.
I suspect it was either poorly scraped from some other site, or generated by an LLM.@neia lmao i love that
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@neia lmao i love that
@neia it’s apparently a phone accessory to add retro game controller buttons to your phone for emulators
i have NO IDEA why they called it that
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It's my body my choice, Joscelyn! Be careful or we'll have to have a sit down taco 'bout bodily autacomeat.
@revoluciana @JoscelynTransient “bodily autacomeat” lmao dead
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@revoluciana @JoscelynTransient “bodily autacomeat” lmao dead
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It's my body my choice, Joscelyn! Be careful or we'll have to have a sit down taco 'bout bodily autacomeat.
@revoluciana @jepyang I didn't say you couldn't....just seems like not a great idea...possible risk of inflammation...unless you're into that?
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@technicolourpenguin @JoscelynTransient @revoluciana @jepyang
There's perfectly safe capsaicin lubes, they have it in very small quantities to produce a warming effect; lots of people find it pleasant!@bluewitchgwen @technicolourpenguin @revoluciana @jepyang Okay, yes...but that is not hot sauce. I just...do I have to be that bitch on the fediverse saying "DON'T PUT TABASCO ON YOUR VULVA"????
