keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@jiub but a pussy is already a…??

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang well, I was just going to say that admittedly, the hot dog covered in taco juice is *chefs kiss*

So, yeah, I know it's not everyone's thing but when the hot dog slips in it's pretty amazing.

Just, sometimes you want just a taco without the hot dog water flavor or vice versa. Just depends on my mood.

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang just gotta say, this is literally the spiciest content I have ever posted on the interwebs.

And I post about my own vagina, tentacles, and ask for dildo recommendations.

Also, I had no idea that's where it would end up when I started writing it lol

[jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net]

@jepyang@wandering.shop lmao

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@KaraLG84 @jepyang this would end badly, as I would end up eating all my poketacos…mmm, their screams were delicious

[bangskij@climatejustice.social]

@jepyang short for pocket tacolator, Tacos Instruments and Hewlett Tacos were among the first to introduce electronic pocket tacolators but I'd be remiss not to mention mechanical pocket tacolators like the Curta Taco I and Taco II. These days most people use virtual pocket tacolators running as software on their pocket tacophones, or even tacowatches. While advanced tacolation can be done in tacosheet software like OpenTaco.

[iris@neuromatch.social]

@jepyang based on the other things I've seen named like this.... I think it's a circuit board with a wifi module that can serve a single webpage to whoever's within like a few meters of you. (see e.g. https://oldbytes.space/@Wintermute_BBS/116098322023226261)

[stylus@social.afront.org]

@jepyang I don't know but by the law of anagrams it should be used in conjunction with your "cock teapot".

[cliftonr@wandering.shop]

@revoluciana @jepyang

By all means, keep going, I'm very curious where you can take these tacos and hotdogs now.

[technicolourpenguin@void.lgbt]

@jepyang
I'm picturing a small, hinged, hard-sided Tupperware the size and shape of a hard taco shell, designed to store a taco without crushing it.

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@CliftonR @jepyang

To the moon, Alice! Too the moon!

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@revoluciana lmao this is the spicy content i want on my feed

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang good, because the way I see it, if you think about it,

taco sauce is just spicy lube.

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang I made this to illustrate.

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@revoluciana francine’s red hot

[randy_s@mefi.social]

@jepyang
Another term for a travel taco? (NOT a walking taco, that's just a frito pie, totally different thing)

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@revoluciana @jepyang ...I am concerned that you are putting hot sauce on your taco...that seems ill-advised

[bikil@mastoart.social]

@jepyang well it's obviously a very tiny oven warmer that contains very tiny tacos that you can eat on the go

[technicolourpenguin@void.lgbt]

@JoscelynTransient

Capsaicin lube exists

I wouldn't recommend it

But it is out there.


@revoluciana @jepyang

[mxjaygrant@triangletoot.party]

@revoluciana @jepyang I keep coming back to this thread and wheezing with laughter