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I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

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  • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

    I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

    Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

    I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

    cmdln@thecommandline.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    cmdln@thecommandline.social
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    @mwl Maybe it was just really cold that day.

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    • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

      I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

      Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

      I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

      eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.comE This user is from outside of this forum
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      eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.com
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      @mwl There's shrinkage (heavy books compressing each other).
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      • khm@hj.9fs.netK khm@hj.9fs.net
        united states customary inches are officially defined as 25.4mm and are therefore an extension of the metric system

        what now

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        paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.orgP This user is from outside of this forum
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        @khm

        25.4mm? Really? Really? Not 25mm? Not 26mm?

        If your inch is 25.4mm you simply have tiny tiny hands like... Uh... The current POTUS!

        And you don't want that! 😂

        @mwl

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        • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

          Today's big surprise:

          I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

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          It was just too hard, I couldn't come with an inappropriate response.
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          • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

            Today's big surprise:

            I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

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            @mwl tbh I’m surprised they didn’t complain about not CWing your unredacted CW.

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            • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

              I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

              Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

              I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

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              agreeable_landfall@mastodon.social
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              @mwl I didn't realize Dick wrote that much.

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              • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                Today's big surprise:

                I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

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                @mwl slipped and fell on it hazard

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                • A agreeable_landfall@mastodon.social

                  @mwl I didn't realize Dick wrote that much.

                  mwl@io.mwl.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @agreeable_landfall This isn't even complete. PKD is a role model among us pulp writers.

                  Except for the drugs. And five failed marriages. And God striking him in the brain with a phosphine pink laser.

                  The blue laser I got was MUCH better.

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                  • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                    I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

                    Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

                    I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

                    dentaku@fnordon.deD This user is from outside of this forum
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                    dentaku@fnordon.de
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                    @mwl That's quite the unsolicited Dick pick.

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                    • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                      I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

                      Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

                      I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

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                      quoidian@mstdn.ca
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                      @mwl
                      Huh. Just the US editions.

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