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I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

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  • jodhus@deep13.socialJ jodhus@deep13.social
    @mwl was that a meta dick joke?
    mwl@io.mwl.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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    @jodhus Moi??? Meta?

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    • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

      I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

      Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

      I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

      cmdln@thecommandline.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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      @mwl Maybe it was just really cold that day.

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      • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

        I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

        Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

        I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

        eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.comE This user is from outside of this forum
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        @mwl There's shrinkage (heavy books compressing each other).
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        • khm@hj.9fs.netK khm@hj.9fs.net
          united states customary inches are officially defined as 25.4mm and are therefore an extension of the metric system

          what now

          CC: @mwl@io.mwl.io
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          @khm

          25.4mm? Really? Really? Not 25mm? Not 26mm?

          If your inch is 25.4mm you simply have tiny tiny hands like... Uh... The current POTUS!

          And you don't want that! 😂

          @mwl

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          • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

            Today's big surprise:

            I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

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            It was just too hard, I couldn't come with an inappropriate response.
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            • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

              Today's big surprise:

              I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

              curtosis@lingo.lolC This user is from outside of this forum
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              @mwl tbh I’m surprised they didn’t complain about not CWing your unredacted CW.

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              • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

                Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

                I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

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                agreeable_landfall@mastodon.social
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                @mwl I didn't realize Dick wrote that much.

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                • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                  Today's big surprise:

                  I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

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                  @mwl slipped and fell on it hazard

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                  • A agreeable_landfall@mastodon.social

                    @mwl I didn't realize Dick wrote that much.

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                    @agreeable_landfall This isn't even complete. PKD is a role model among us pulp writers.

                    Except for the drugs. And five failed marriages. And God striking him in the brain with a phosphine pink laser.

                    The blue laser I got was MUCH better.

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                    • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                      I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

                      Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

                      I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

                      dentaku@fnordon.deD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @mwl That's quite the unsolicited Dick pick.

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                      • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                        I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

                        Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

                        I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

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                        Q This user is from outside of this forum
                        quoidian@mstdn.ca
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                        @mwl
                        Huh. Just the US editions.

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