<![CDATA[I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.]]>I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

Turns out it's only thirty-four inches.

I apologize to all the people I have disappointed.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/ad43fb74-729c-4e85-84f8-74299cee7aa1/i-have-said-many-times-that-i-have-over-three-feet-of-dick.RSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 07:19:07 GMTWed, 20 May 2026 20:56:59 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:32:58 GMT]]>@mwl
Huh. Just the US editions.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/ap/users/116561546645482920/statuses/116612581178657206https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/ap/users/116561546645482920/statuses/116612581178657206Thu, 21 May 2026 12:32:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Thu, 21 May 2026 12:27:18 GMT]]>@mwl That's quite the unsolicited Dick pick.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fnordon.de/users/dentaku/statuses/116612558929687190https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fnordon.de/users/dentaku/statuses/116612558929687190Thu, 21 May 2026 12:27:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:30:03 GMT]]>@agreeable_landfall This isn't even complete. PKD is a role model among us pulp writers.

Except for the drugs. And five failed marriages. And God striking him in the brain with a phosphine pink laser.

The blue laser I got was MUCH better.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://io.mwl.io/users/mwl/statuses/116609974502135507https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://io.mwl.io/users/mwl/statuses/116609974502135507Thu, 21 May 2026 01:30:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:44:58 GMT]]>@mwl slipped and fell on it hazard

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/h2onolan/statuses/116609561314385713https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/h2onolan/statuses/116609561314385713Wed, 20 May 2026 23:44:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:27:20 GMT]]>@mwl I didn't realize Dick wrote that much.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/agreeable_landfall/statuses/116609256002376493https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/agreeable_landfall/statuses/116609256002376493Wed, 20 May 2026 22:27:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:19:08 GMT]]>@mwl tbh I’m surprised they didn’t complain about not CWing your unredacted CW.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lingo.lol/ap/users/116404198720403352/statuses/116609223817562611https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lingo.lol/ap/users/116404198720403352/statuses/116609223817562611Wed, 20 May 2026 22:19:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:09:26 GMT]]>]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hj.9fs.net/ori/p/1779314966.529860https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hj.9fs.net/ori/p/1779314966.529860Wed, 20 May 2026 22:09:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:05:29 GMT]]>@khm

25.4mm? Really? Really? Not 25mm? Not 26mm?

If your inch is 25.4mm you simply have tiny tiny hands like... Uh... The current POTUS!

And you don't want that! 😂

@mwl

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/116609170143041492https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/116609170143041492Wed, 20 May 2026 22:05:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:57:10 GMT]]>@mwl There's shrinkage (heavy books compressing each other).]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ak.angelstrapped.com/objects/8a37d934-799d-4fbd-8bf2-b845f6f96b32https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ak.angelstrapped.com/objects/8a37d934-799d-4fbd-8bf2-b845f6f96b32Wed, 20 May 2026 21:57:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:48:16 GMT]]>@mwl Maybe it was just really cold that day.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thecommandline.social/users/cmdln/statuses/116609102383283351https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thecommandline.social/users/cmdln/statuses/116609102383283351Wed, 20 May 2026 21:48:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:27:59 GMT]]>@jodhus Moi??? Meta?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://io.mwl.io/users/mwl/statuses/116609022651337220https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://io.mwl.io/users/mwl/statuses/116609022651337220Wed, 20 May 2026 21:27:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:23:20 GMT]]>@mwl was that a meta dick joke?]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://deep13.social/objects/b080afa0-a0ba-42e2-a6d2-5252a4069e39https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://deep13.social/objects/b080afa0-a0ba-42e2-a6d2-5252a4069e39Wed, 20 May 2026 21:23:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:15:45 GMT]]>
what now

CC: @mwl@io.mwl.io
]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hj.9fs.net/khm/p/1779311745.498233https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hj.9fs.net/khm/p/1779311745.498233Wed, 20 May 2026 21:15:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:07:31 GMT]]>@mwl

American people will do ANYTHING to avoid using metric: exhibit number 57643379.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/116608942169019562https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/116608942169019562Wed, 20 May 2026 21:07:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:05:31 GMT]]>Today's big surprise:

I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://io.mwl.io/users/mwl/statuses/116608934292823753https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://io.mwl.io/users/mwl/statuses/116608934292823753Wed, 20 May 2026 21:05:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:00:20 GMT]]>
]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://snac.smithies.me.uk/justine/p/1779310820.654986https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://snac.smithies.me.uk/justine/p/1779310820.654986Wed, 20 May 2026 21:00:20 GMT