I have said many times that I have over three feet of Dick.

[justine@snac.smithies.me.uk]

That's some errection !

[mwl@io.mwl.io]

Today's big surprise:

I post something CW'd "dick joke," and the whole fedi didn't immediately leap on it.

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@mwl

American people will do ANYTHING to avoid using metric: exhibit number 57643379.

[khm@hj.9fs.net]

united states customary inches are officially defined as 25.4mm and are therefore an extension of the metric system

what now

CC: @mwl@io.mwl.io

[jodhus@deep13.social]

@mwl was that a meta dick joke?

[mwl@io.mwl.io]

@jodhus Moi??? Meta?

[cmdln@thecommandline.social]

@mwl Maybe it was just really cold that day.

[eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.com]

@mwl There's shrinkage (heavy books compressing each other).

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@khm

25.4mm? Really? Really? Not 25mm? Not 26mm?

If your inch is 25.4mm you simply have tiny tiny hands like... Uh... The current POTUS!

And you don't want that!

@mwl

[ori@hj.9fs.net]

It was just too hard, I couldn't come with an inappropriate response.

[curtosis@lingo.lol]

@mwl tbh I’m surprised they didn’t complain about not CWing your unredacted CW.

[agreeable_landfall@mastodon.social]

@mwl I didn't realize Dick wrote that much.

[h2onolan@infosec.exchange]

@mwl slipped and fell on it hazard

[mwl@io.mwl.io]

@agreeable_landfall This isn't even complete. PKD is a role model among us pulp writers.

Except for the drugs. And five failed marriages. And God striking him in the brain with a phosphine pink laser.

The blue laser I got was MUCH better.

[dentaku@fnordon.de]

@mwl That's quite the unsolicited Dick pick.

[quoidian@mstdn.ca]

@mwl
Huh. Just the US editions.