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@0xabad1dea fun fact: that's about a month and a week's worth of downtime.
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@0xabad1dea five nine(ties)??
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@0xabad1dea does 89% uptime count as one nine ?
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Nine fives
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@0xabad1dea I'm more of a nine fives kind of sysop
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@0xabad1dea this rocks, pick any random homelab on fedi and it's probably destroying github lol
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@0xabad1dea solid A-.
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@0xabad1dea Once upon a time, at a small entertainment company that rhymes with 'misery', I was responsible for the operations of the Github Product.
It came as a vmdk. No documentation.
I was told "Backup" was as simple as snapshotting the VM.
It ran gunicorn.
There was no tuning, monitoring or built-in telemetry.
They refused to give us an extension on licensing when they forgot to cash our check, and shut it off from remote.
Every call was with techbros.
I cannot stress enough, how happy this makes me.
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@0xabad1dea now do Datadog
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@0xabad1dea that's impressively bad.
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@0xabad1dea THERE ARE FOUR NINES!!!
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@0xabad1dea Grok, is this true?
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@0xabad1dea insanity. when i worked for microsoft they would have fired me and then launched whatever was left into the sun if i let this go on for four hours much less ninety goddamn days
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@0xabad1dea I nearly choked on my cheese. Good job!
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@0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…
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@0xabad1dea There are five nines on the screenshot, I don't see any problem.
@dos @0xabad1dea might have been 6 if the waited two days!
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@0xabad1dea does 89% uptime count as one nine ?
@gkrnours @0xabad1dea Ooh ooh, I can answer this!
Given that 100% is hard to reach and 0% is not, we can use a simpler version of the logit function and take log₁₀(1÷(1−.89)) = ~0.96 which means it's still a tad below 1 "nine".
(The full logit function is log₁₀(x÷(1−x)) and is useful when both 0% and 100% are hard/impossible to reach.)
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@0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…
@slembcke @0xabad1dea This is from the "missing GH status page": https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
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@0xabad1dea There's a 996 joke in here somewhere, I swear.
Edit: 996: one 9 of uptime, 9-0 incidents, and the third nine in "90 days" is upside down lol. We can workshop it.
