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@0xabad1dea This is what happens when the “official” Whitehouse grift app loads JavaScript from some random GitHub pages.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange 89.9999 is techically 5 9s
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@0xabad1dea Maybe they meant 9 5s?
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@0xabad1dea I'm sure #AiSlop can't be the problem! /s
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@0xabad1dea www yeah baybeeen looks at dem nines!
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@0xabad1dea You're looking at this all wrong. If you express it as eighty nine point nine repeating, it's infinite nines. Microslop wins this one!
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@0xabad1dea fun fact: that's about a month and a week's worth of downtime.
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@0xabad1dea five nine(ties)??
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@0xabad1dea does 89% uptime count as one nine ?
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Nine fives
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@0xabad1dea I'm more of a nine fives kind of sysop
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@0xabad1dea this rocks, pick any random homelab on fedi and it's probably destroying github lol
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@0xabad1dea solid A-.
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@0xabad1dea Once upon a time, at a small entertainment company that rhymes with 'misery', I was responsible for the operations of the Github Product.
It came as a vmdk. No documentation.
I was told "Backup" was as simple as snapshotting the VM.
It ran gunicorn.
There was no tuning, monitoring or built-in telemetry.
They refused to give us an extension on licensing when they forgot to cash our check, and shut it off from remote.
Every call was with techbros.
I cannot stress enough, how happy this makes me.
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@0xabad1dea now do Datadog
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@0xabad1dea that's impressively bad.
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@0xabad1dea THERE ARE FOUR NINES!!!
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@0xabad1dea Grok, is this true?
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@0xabad1dea insanity. when i worked for microsoft they would have fired me and then launched whatever was left into the sun if i let this go on for four hours much less ninety goddamn days
